OK, here goes a tough one.

Do you know what is Jack's height (without ears) and weight?

No idea and weight is not a fair question his ego skews that too much

6'1'' or 6'3'' with ears. OK, different question, how much tall you thought Jack was? :P

Figured he was about six feet or so

Like me. ^^

My Ball Python Don't!
My Ball Python Don't!
My Ball Python Don't!

What is it you DON'T do, Zavis? Go on, teach us something about your manners, or life lessons. like in Clerks the generation of slackers learnt not to go Ass-to-Mouth.

Never let the wouslf win. Don't trust strangers with big juicy asses or nice tits if they are wearing sharp high heels. And last of all don't assume anything cause it makes an ass of you and an ass of me.

Sorry, but you said 'Never let the wouslf win.' so is that Don't never let the wouslf win, or does it fail at the linguistic turn because the statement isn't prefaced with 'don't' thus becoming false ergo you should have your life motto let the wouslf win? You've opened up an impossible sitatuation Zavis, of either conceding to three options; either admit you must correct yourself, or acknowledge my logical fork, or just bend over for mouse-wolf hybrid superiorty and technical ingenuity with silicone toys.

Look here little missy I don't conform to your rules or laws I take what I want when I want it and I want you booty bouncing on my cock right now. And when you are done you are gonna lick my dick clean and give my ass hole a nice long loving tongue bath so get to bouncing!

I would bounce you but you'll never be at rest as implied you don't conform to Newton's first law of motion. *The sweetest Angelic Grin*

I will say this as nice as I can sweetheart. I am going to whip out both my dicks plow you to the moon and back and put enough snake babies in you to make the octo mom look like a normal mom.

This is going to be awkward and really horrifying with the implied subtextual meaning; but I really want to have scrambled eggs just now. But as a new twist, I see you've got a nice pair to scramble first~

Evil little woman I shall scramble your eggs in your ovaries with some tender baby buster punches. Then the ass and pussy fucking can commence.

Hope you bought a six pack of boxing gloves as the amount of time it'll take to beat me down, You'll figure out you should've ordered a dozen more. #MasochistForLyfe.