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Death was after me today!
11 years ago
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Well, not really. What I mean is that I sure got a few beatings today. Nothing too serious, thankfully, but damn! Three separate injuries in one day?
It all started when I arrived at school. I was getting stuff out of my locker. In my school there's two lockers stacked on top of each other and I had the bottom locker. When I finished, I didn't realise the locker door above me was open and I banged my head hard against it. The guy who used the locker apologised and I said it was fine but then realised banging by head against the corner of the door actually gave me a sore gash on my forehead that bled a little bit.
I then was in P.E. class and we were playing football. Some dude on the other team was about to kick the ball in my goal, and I tried to kick it away from him. But rather than doing that, I jumped in front of him JUST as he kicked the ball and it went straight into my gut. I became winded and collapsed onto the floor. I got up after a few seconds but had to wait outside the game for a few minutes to recover from what may as well have been an over-sized bullet.
Then just as I got home, I was walking barefoot and there was a loose nail on the floor somewhere. But rather than pricking myself on it, I scraped my foot against the sharp end, creating a large scratch on the side of my foot. It was sore enough and then I noticed it was bleeding. It wasn't very severe but it was bleeding enough to drip onto the floor. I didn't have any tissue to try and wipe the blood away but I DID have my school bag. So as I was using my hand to stop the blood from dripping anymore, I had to take out a page from my copybook and wrapped it around my foot as a temporary bandage. It was surprisingly efficient. I carefully walked to the bathroom. Keep in mind that no one else was home at the time, so I was alone to deal with this. I used the shower head to clean the rest of the blood off. I then dried my foot with a towel, WHICH I ACCIDENTALLY GOT MORE BLOOD ON. I ended up panicking but thankfully got the blood off the towel. I used toilet paper and tissues to act as yet another temporary bandage after realising that it wasn't gonna stop bleeding for a while. I then got wet wipes and cleaned up the blood I managed to get on the floor, my hands and the doorknobs. I then finally went for our first-aid kit and properly bandaged it.
I had an otherwise good day so don't feel too sorry for me, and I do exaggerate a lot so obviously death may have not tried to take me.
It all started when I arrived at school. I was getting stuff out of my locker. In my school there's two lockers stacked on top of each other and I had the bottom locker. When I finished, I didn't realise the locker door above me was open and I banged my head hard against it. The guy who used the locker apologised and I said it was fine but then realised banging by head against the corner of the door actually gave me a sore gash on my forehead that bled a little bit.
I then was in P.E. class and we were playing football. Some dude on the other team was about to kick the ball in my goal, and I tried to kick it away from him. But rather than doing that, I jumped in front of him JUST as he kicked the ball and it went straight into my gut. I became winded and collapsed onto the floor. I got up after a few seconds but had to wait outside the game for a few minutes to recover from what may as well have been an over-sized bullet.
Then just as I got home, I was walking barefoot and there was a loose nail on the floor somewhere. But rather than pricking myself on it, I scraped my foot against the sharp end, creating a large scratch on the side of my foot. It was sore enough and then I noticed it was bleeding. It wasn't very severe but it was bleeding enough to drip onto the floor. I didn't have any tissue to try and wipe the blood away but I DID have my school bag. So as I was using my hand to stop the blood from dripping anymore, I had to take out a page from my copybook and wrapped it around my foot as a temporary bandage. It was surprisingly efficient. I carefully walked to the bathroom. Keep in mind that no one else was home at the time, so I was alone to deal with this. I used the shower head to clean the rest of the blood off. I then dried my foot with a towel, WHICH I ACCIDENTALLY GOT MORE BLOOD ON. I ended up panicking but thankfully got the blood off the towel. I used toilet paper and tissues to act as yet another temporary bandage after realising that it wasn't gonna stop bleeding for a while. I then got wet wipes and cleaned up the blood I managed to get on the floor, my hands and the doorknobs. I then finally went for our first-aid kit and properly bandaged it.
I had an otherwise good day so don't feel too sorry for me, and I do exaggerate a lot so obviously death may have not tried to take me.
well at least it wasn't like Final Destination 2 (I think) when that guy was cooking then his fire alarm went off. anyways he slipped outside and the metal ladder pierced his eyes. gruesome.