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MFF 2014 meme
11 years ago
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The Golden Rule, and Don't Be a Jerk.
════════════════════════════════════════════════════ Where are you staying?
a room several floors above the wackiness
How are you getting there?
'rents are droppin' me off
What day are you getting there?
Thursday for the staff meeting
How long are you staying?
until Sunday
Who will you be rooming with?
has an offer for a space in my room. She might be bringing someone else. I've also extended an offer to 
. they say they might not be able to afford it, but I told them about gophering. I've never given the convention dime number one, just my sweat.
Who will you hang out with during the convention?
whoever wants my company
What is the best way to find you?
I'm a short fat balding guy. click on the
you'll see a pic of me. I've ordered a suit from 
, she told me I'll have it by then.
Are there any panels you might be attending?
anything that says 18+ grabs my attention
What do you look like?
fat guy with a bunch of dogtags
Will you be suiting?
I hope so
Do you do free art?
yeah, if you like chicken scratch and stick figures
Do you do trades?
if you'll take my crappy art for a trade, either I'm not interested in your art, or you're phenomenally better than I am, in which case YES!
Do you do badges/commissions?
I'm not bringing art paper. not expecting to.
What is your gender?
I'm a d00d, bro.
How tall are you?
5'6"
Are you mated/in a relationship?
uhh NOPE. not as of this writing, anyways.
Can I talk to you?
I dunno, can you?
Can I touch you?
I dunno, can you?
Can I visit your room?
I dunno- *slap* ok, I deserved that. yeah, sure on all counts. My room, only if my roomies are cool with it. if they ain't there, they don't get a say.
Can I buy you drinks?
yes, all these things are fine.
Can I give you stuff?
don't see a problem yet.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
I'm fine with the other things. I actually want hugs. AWL TEH HUGZZ1111!
Are you nice?
fer a twisted pervert, yeah, I like to think most people like me. ask at the info desk for their opinion of me, that's where I'm staffing. if you have any concerns, feel free to ask.
Do you have an artist table?
nope.
Will you be performing?
the world is a stage, I'm always performing. but specifically performing there? not planning on it.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
I dunno, poke my shoulder, or by my given name of Barry. pronouncing it properly gets brownie points.
Can I look in your sketchbook?
if it existed, sure.
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
I don't have one though.
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
oh, yeah, no problem.
Can I take your picture?
if I'm in a public area I don't think I can stop you, go right ahead.
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
help make everything run as smoothly as possible. if it's interesting and scheduled, hooray. if it's interesting and unscheduled, as long as nobody is getting hurt, sure, cool.
a room several floors above the wackiness
How are you getting there?
'rents are droppin' me off
What day are you getting there?
Thursday for the staff meeting
How long are you staying?
until Sunday
Who will you be rooming with?
has an offer for a space in my room. She might be bringing someone else. I've also extended an offer to 
. they say they might not be able to afford it, but I told them about gophering. I've never given the convention dime number one, just my sweat.Who will you hang out with during the convention?
whoever wants my company
What is the best way to find you?
I'm a short fat balding guy. click on the
you'll see a pic of me. I've ordered a suit from 
, she told me I'll have it by then.Are there any panels you might be attending?
anything that says 18+ grabs my attention
What do you look like?
fat guy with a bunch of dogtags
Will you be suiting?
I hope so
Do you do free art?
yeah, if you like chicken scratch and stick figures
Do you do trades?
if you'll take my crappy art for a trade, either I'm not interested in your art, or you're phenomenally better than I am, in which case YES!
Do you do badges/commissions?
I'm not bringing art paper. not expecting to.
What is your gender?
I'm a d00d, bro.
How tall are you?
5'6"
Are you mated/in a relationship?
uhh NOPE. not as of this writing, anyways.
Can I talk to you?
I dunno, can you?
Can I touch you?
I dunno, can you?
Can I visit your room?
I dunno- *slap* ok, I deserved that. yeah, sure on all counts. My room, only if my roomies are cool with it. if they ain't there, they don't get a say.
Can I buy you drinks?
yes, all these things are fine.
Can I give you stuff?
don't see a problem yet.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
I'm fine with the other things. I actually want hugs. AWL TEH HUGZZ1111!
Are you nice?
fer a twisted pervert, yeah, I like to think most people like me. ask at the info desk for their opinion of me, that's where I'm staffing. if you have any concerns, feel free to ask.
Do you have an artist table?
nope.
Will you be performing?
the world is a stage, I'm always performing. but specifically performing there? not planning on it.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
I dunno, poke my shoulder, or by my given name of Barry. pronouncing it properly gets brownie points.
Can I look in your sketchbook?
if it existed, sure.
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
I don't have one though.
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
oh, yeah, no problem.
Can I take your picture?
if I'm in a public area I don't think I can stop you, go right ahead.
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
help make everything run as smoothly as possible. if it's interesting and scheduled, hooray. if it's interesting and unscheduled, as long as nobody is getting hurt, sure, cool.
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