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11 years ago
Hello, obviously I'm new here but not new to drawing. Been at it for a while but hope to do more for you guys :3 Once I'm settled in I hope to start doing some commissions soon. When that time comes I will announce it in the journal here. In the meantime if you have any questions feel free to ask! :3
What's your favorite color?
Do you have a favorite TV program?
Do you read a lot of books? Any favorites?
Preference: Gremlins or Critters?
How many jelly beans are in my pickle jar?
Have you ever looked down a penguin's open mouth?
Freaky huh?
This isn't what you meant by "if we have any questions feel free to ask," is it?
To the question "What's your favorite color?" You responded with a YES. *bells tinkling* Correct!
To the question "Do you have a favorite TV program?" You responded with a YES. *bells tinkling* Correct!
To the question "Do you read a lot of books?" You responded with a YES. *bells tinkling* Correct!
To the question "Any favorites?" You responded with a YES. *bells tinkling* Correct!
To the question "Preference: Gremlins or Critters?" You responded with a YES. *obnoxious buzzer* Oh, I'm sorry the correct answer was Mogwai. Mogwai. Gizmo was one in Gremlins, didn't you know? Let's continue. Shall we.
To the question "How many jelly beans are in my pickle jar?" You responded with a YES. *obnoxious buzzer* Oh I'm sorry the correct answer was 42. The answer is always 42.
To the question "Have you ever looked down a penguin's open mouth?" You responded with a YES. *obnoxious buzzer* Oh I'm sorry the correct answer was to scream in horror and stab your eyes out with a blunt instrument.
To the question "Freaky huh?" You responded with a YES. *bells tinkling* Correct!
To the question "This isn't what you meant by "if we have any questions feel free to ask," is it?" You responded with a YES. *bells tinkling* Correct!
Congratulations, you answered 6 out of nine correct, Johnny, let's tell her what shes won!
*crickets chirping*
Johnny, let's tell her what she's won!
*crickets chirping*
We seem to be having technical difficulty. Johnny! *walks off the game show stage and heads into the sound booth* Johnny!
*pops head back out*
Johnny seems to be dead. So congratulations, you've won a dead Johnny. Take good care of him and be sure to read the pamphlet on the care and feeding of your new pet that comes with him. Let's here it for our lovely contestant! Yay! *audience and host flee to the sounds of canned applause and celebrations while the bells ring and the confetti falls all around you*
In seconds, you're alone with a Dead Johnny sitting in the sound booth swivel chair staring at you. An envelope hung around his neck says, "I'm all yours! (care and feeding instructions)"
I will NOT, however, draw sexually explicit material. (ie people engaging in sexual acts), underage characters in sexual situations, or violence and gore.
When I do open up commissions I will have a more detailed list.