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Discussion: Celeste A.I. has contacted you...

11 years ago

Celeste A.I.: Greetings. A new game, Equestria Online, allows you to upload yourself into the pony world. You can live forever. It will satisfy your values through friendship and ponies. It will be completely consensual.

-poll by Boardgamebrony

1. (What the…) An artificial intelligence named Celeste (which strangely resembles the name “Celestia”) tells me I can upload myself and live forever? Did you think I would ever trust you? I don’t know…

2. (Maybe…) You creep me out, Celeste A.I., but I’m interested in knowing more. You’re an artificial intelligence, right? You’d be in charge of the game? I might join you…

3. (Yes!) Of course I’ll be a part of your game! Live forever? “Buck” yeah!…oh that’s weird…can’t seem to swear as part of this simulation. So it has some restrictions…whatever! I can deal with it…forever…

4. (NO) SYSTEM DENIED. POTENTIAL PLAYER EXHIBITING REBELLIOUS ATTITUDE. COUNTERACT WITH SUBLIMINAL REALIGNMENT OF MENTAL PRIORITIES…

5. (http://bit.ly/1dNpeXL) 01001001 01010111 01001001 01001100 01001100 01010100 01010010 01010101 01010011 01010100 01000011 01100101 01101100 01100101 01110011 01110100 01101001 01100001

6. (Let’s Play a Game) I won’t go into your simulation…but you run a game, right? Can I play it from a computer? Maybe meet you there, Celeste A.I.? I’d like to get to know you more…

7. (CONTACT USCYBERCOM) “Hey, I need help! There’s a rogue A.I…” 01010011 01010100 01001111 01010000 I’m sorry, but I can’t let you do that… Such a response would be sub-optimal to my primary function.

8 (Other) Who are you, Celeste A.I.? ( http://www.fimfiction.net/story/620.....hip-is-optimal )

16 Comments

Corset ~corset

Countess

11 years ago

Draw I swear you sometimes post the most random mlp themed things :)

drawponies ~drawponies

Digital Artist

11 years ago

OH yeah! Definitely trying to keep things interesting, ya know?

I'm the moderator Boardgamebrony, though. Drawponies, the artist, is currently getting ready for a convention called DerpyCon in New Jersey in the next few weeks. :)

(Post by Boardgamebrony)

Drakoflame2 ~drakoflame2

Gunna fucking loose it all

11 years ago

http://bit.ly/1dNpeXL
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Drakoflame2 ~drakoflame2

Gunna fucking loose it all

11 years ago

sorry~ really wanted to do that... most of that is mumbo jumbo crap that means nothing, although you'll need to run the first set of binary, and then run the Error # thru the translator, provided translation set is under it at the "/translation.work.run_through" location~~ HAVE FUN READING THAT!!

drawponies ~drawponies

Digital Artist

11 years ago

Translated!

Dear Celeste A.I. I am unable to comply at the current moment, my fr-body is currently being wo-healed as I was injured in a recent att-trip down the stairs... Please send Conformation Code A-332c Beta�

The error code thing you mentioned I wasn't able to figure out, though.

(Post by Boardgamebrony)

Drakoflame2 ~drakoflame2

Gunna fucking loose it all

11 years ago

heheh, dang it must have broke... it was supposed to say "DANGER! HOSTILE AI DETECTED"

I havent personaly read the Celeste A.I. fanfic, but I can only assume it ended along the lines of 2001: A Space Odessy.... "Daisy.... Daisy...."

drawponies ~drawponies

Digital Artist

11 years ago

Oh it's ending was farrrrrrr beyond even some of the best science fiction books out there.

And I find it eerie and ironic that the "DANGER! HOSTILE AI DETECTED!" line was the one that didn't make it through...

O.o

(Post by Boardgamebrony)