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Discussion: Inconvenient ponies have altered Earth...
11 years ago
(Inconvenient Ponies) Here are some inconvenient things ponies have done to the Earth’s time stream. Which one is the most inconvenient? (inspired by “Inconvenient Trixie” at http://bit.ly/1miZ9FF).
-Poll by Boardgamebrony
1. (“Twilight” starring Twilight) “That vampire Edward has some of the most beautiful mane and tail colors I’ve ever seen! And he’s a female. Horse. And she Sparkles when she looks at Kristen Stewart…oh dear.”
2. (Hands Off, Lyra) “Here in New York, a mint-green unicorn has been bursting in to every photoshoot involving hand models. NY’s fashion scene is up-in-arms at the sheer lack of security against unicorn intruders.”
3. (Amareican Idol) “Five hundred people have been hospitalized after suffering heart attacks at the sight of a small, yellow pegasus attempting to sing on ‘American Idol.’ Let’s watch a video clip of the incident…”
4. (Cutie Mark Catastrophes) “All of Los Angeles has been severed from the California land mass due to three small fillies who ‘wanted to find their special talents.’ President Obama has declared the group ‘a natural disaster.’”
5. (Amazon Derp) “Amazon has unveiled its newest delivery service: the Derpy Drone. It boosts an incredible 12-hour delivery time with a phenomenal %10 accuracy in delivering mail to the correct address.”
6. (Equine Expectations) “In other news: Are Photo Finish’s horse models setting unrealistic expectations of equine beauty for today’s human youth? ‘My hooves will never be that big,’ says one high schooler.”
7. (Chaos Theory) “Parents are fuming against the hiring of a draconequus teacher into the school district despite rising test scores resulting from the teacher rewriting the laws of math and time as we know it.”
8. (Celestia 2016) “The presidential race heats up as candidate Celestia says ‘I’m a magical immortal horse who controls the sun. My opponent is not.” Scientists say “She doesn’t control the sun. She only gives it suggestions.”
9. (Luna Mooned) “Who locked this horse inside the Lunar Lander? And why is she mooning us? Houston, we have a problem.”
10. (Trixie stole the other option)
-Poll by Boardgamebrony
1. (“Twilight” starring Twilight) “That vampire Edward has some of the most beautiful mane and tail colors I’ve ever seen! And he’s a female. Horse. And she Sparkles when she looks at Kristen Stewart…oh dear.”
2. (Hands Off, Lyra) “Here in New York, a mint-green unicorn has been bursting in to every photoshoot involving hand models. NY’s fashion scene is up-in-arms at the sheer lack of security against unicorn intruders.”
3. (Amareican Idol) “Five hundred people have been hospitalized after suffering heart attacks at the sight of a small, yellow pegasus attempting to sing on ‘American Idol.’ Let’s watch a video clip of the incident…”
4. (Cutie Mark Catastrophes) “All of Los Angeles has been severed from the California land mass due to three small fillies who ‘wanted to find their special talents.’ President Obama has declared the group ‘a natural disaster.’”
5. (Amazon Derp) “Amazon has unveiled its newest delivery service: the Derpy Drone. It boosts an incredible 12-hour delivery time with a phenomenal %10 accuracy in delivering mail to the correct address.”
6. (Equine Expectations) “In other news: Are Photo Finish’s horse models setting unrealistic expectations of equine beauty for today’s human youth? ‘My hooves will never be that big,’ says one high schooler.”
7. (Chaos Theory) “Parents are fuming against the hiring of a draconequus teacher into the school district despite rising test scores resulting from the teacher rewriting the laws of math and time as we know it.”
8. (Celestia 2016) “The presidential race heats up as candidate Celestia says ‘I’m a magical immortal horse who controls the sun. My opponent is not.” Scientists say “She doesn’t control the sun. She only gives it suggestions.”
9. (Luna Mooned) “Who locked this horse inside the Lunar Lander? And why is she mooning us? Houston, we have a problem.”
10. (Trixie stole the other option)
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