The silly 9-item meme going around.
11 years ago
ivytrellis made me do this.Comment with a heart below and I'll tell you what your profile tells me about you!
I will:
1. Tell you what animal/creature you remind me of.
2. Tell you what color I think fits you.
3. Tell you how I feel about you.
4. Insult you.
5. Tell you my favorite OC of yours. (If you have one...)
6. Tell you what season you remind me of.
7. Tell you what food you smell like in my head.
8. Think of a random nickname for you.
9. Make you do the "thingy thing of questions." Maybe.
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2. Deep red, color of romance!
3. You're a damn good dino, I gotta say.
4. "That doesn't look very scary. More like a six-foot turkey."
5. Mobius, of course.
6. Summer
7. Wild, juicy cherries. Mmmm, cherries.
8. Red Streak
9. Have fun with it.
2. Midnight black.
3. You seem like an interesting character, though I think you only followed me for my kinks.
4. Hey, stinky!
5. I guess Shadow?
6. Autumn.
7. I'm going to have to say, brimstone.
8. The Dark One.
9. Uh, sure, go for it.
2. Nausea green.
3. You're an amazingly kinky stinker and I'm honored to know you.
4. You reek worse than a surfeit of skunks in heat.
5. That would be Leon, that little walking stinkbomb.
6. Early spring, a.k.a. Skunk mating season.
7. Fresh-cut onions boiling in a garlicky stew.
8. Stinkbomb.
9. Alrighty, go ahead.
2. Gray.
3. You're a cutie and very open-minded about my kinks, very fun to talk to.
4. Pants-wetter!
5. Why, your cute raccoon cub of course!
6. The warmth of freshly wet padding.
7. Hmmmm, I guess pumpkin pie?
8. Crinklebutt.
9. Yeah, sure, why not?
That's the best non-insulting insult I've ever heard! :)