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Anyone want me to write them a story?
11 years ago
Rather bored these days, want to write something nice and flowery. I'll straight up write anything you want me to, if it interests me. Try to drift away from any smut content, though I understand where I'm posting this, so if you want to offer something of sexual content, whatever. Just, drop me a pm or whatever.
So, yea, I'm pretty okay at writing, and I'm taking requests for the time being, so drop me some sort of pm or something!
So, yea, I'm pretty okay at writing, and I'm taking requests for the time being, so drop me some sort of pm or something!
"When a daddy loves another daddy, sometimes daddy will stick his yoohoo into the other daddy's poopshoot, assuming other daddy has properly cleansed it since daddy wouldn't want to get any fecal matter in his urethra leading to a terrible infection. Condoms are for breeders and HIV positive bears son, never use one. Anyways here's a dildo, lube, and a copy of this months Popular Mechanic, go for it boy.
And just know your doing your own laundry since I ain't gonna touch anymore crusty socks you lil faggot2be you, now excuse me I'ma go plow your daddy"
Just insert references to various pokemen and there ya go. Feel free to draw from this for inspiration.
Not even just in a story, but life, and everything else my wonderful comments improve!
-Leshka 2014