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Discussion: Candidates for the Equestrian Election 2016!
11 years ago
(Equestrian Election 2016!) In one year, it will be time to vote for a new ruler of Equestria! They have all excellent political platforms and hail from different backgrounds. Which one speaks to you the most?
-Poll by Boardgamebrony
1. (Derpy Whooves) “Hay Everypony! Instead of healthcare, if you vote for me, everypony will get free muffins and handiwipes! That’s all you really need to live a good life. Derp 2012!”
2. (King Sombra) “Vote for me and all shall have jobs as servants in the crystal mines. Worker’s quarters will be guarded by the finest of my dark minions. That’s %100 job security! Vote Sombra. Vote life. Your life. ”
3. (Princess Luna) “It does not matter if you vote for me. My kingdom exists in dreams and my reign is absolute! Your slumber will be filled with my rule! Vote Luna or Not: Every voter must sleep…”
4. (Queen Chrysalis) “I’m a changeling. I can be anything. I could be any one of these other candidates. We’re never in the same place at the same time…Do you know for sure? You don’t. Trust your eyes. Vote Chrysalis.”
5. (Discord) “Why concern yourself with voting? Did you know if you don’t vote, a new rule says that point goes to me? Don’t vote, and that means chaos! Stay home, don’t vote, and I’ll visit soon!”
6. (Tirek) “The rule is simple: surrender your power to me and I will crush the competition. In Tartaraus, we do not vote. We make others bow to our will. Let’s fix this electoral system. By obliterating everyone in it.”
7. (Princess Cadance) “THESE ARE MY OPPONENTS? ARE YOU CRAZY? Okay listen…vote for me, then take the Nopetrain to the Crystal Empire so we can phase the ENTIRE KINGDOM off this crazy planet. I’m gonna do it anyway!”
8. (Princess Twilight) “I’m a tiny pony who has defeated most of my opponents in mortal combat. And if you vote for me, all voters get one free snuggle! I’m also adorable. It’s Twilight Time in 2016!”
9. (Princess Celestia) “I am your ruler. Vote for me and I won’t make the sun explode.”
10. (Other) Put a write-in candidate for 2016!
-Poll by Boardgamebrony
1. (Derpy Whooves) “Hay Everypony! Instead of healthcare, if you vote for me, everypony will get free muffins and handiwipes! That’s all you really need to live a good life. Derp 2012!”
2. (King Sombra) “Vote for me and all shall have jobs as servants in the crystal mines. Worker’s quarters will be guarded by the finest of my dark minions. That’s %100 job security! Vote Sombra. Vote life. Your life. ”
3. (Princess Luna) “It does not matter if you vote for me. My kingdom exists in dreams and my reign is absolute! Your slumber will be filled with my rule! Vote Luna or Not: Every voter must sleep…”
4. (Queen Chrysalis) “I’m a changeling. I can be anything. I could be any one of these other candidates. We’re never in the same place at the same time…Do you know for sure? You don’t. Trust your eyes. Vote Chrysalis.”
5. (Discord) “Why concern yourself with voting? Did you know if you don’t vote, a new rule says that point goes to me? Don’t vote, and that means chaos! Stay home, don’t vote, and I’ll visit soon!”
6. (Tirek) “The rule is simple: surrender your power to me and I will crush the competition. In Tartaraus, we do not vote. We make others bow to our will. Let’s fix this electoral system. By obliterating everyone in it.”
7. (Princess Cadance) “THESE ARE MY OPPONENTS? ARE YOU CRAZY? Okay listen…vote for me, then take the Nopetrain to the Crystal Empire so we can phase the ENTIRE KINGDOM off this crazy planet. I’m gonna do it anyway!”
8. (Princess Twilight) “I’m a tiny pony who has defeated most of my opponents in mortal combat. And if you vote for me, all voters get one free snuggle! I’m also adorable. It’s Twilight Time in 2016!”
9. (Princess Celestia) “I am your ruler. Vote for me and I won’t make the sun explode.”
10. (Other) Put a write-in candidate for 2016!
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It's a coin flip between Cadance and Twilight, but it looks like the quarter landed on the edge somehow and stood up like that instead of rolling. That means it's definitely 1. Derpy will somehow screw up the whole muffins thing, give jobs to everyone, somehow give a healthcare plan to everyone that nobody will complain about, and rule in two thousand years of peace, and the only thing she'll be able to say is "I just don't know what went wrong!"
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"No matter how much we prefer to ignore it, our enemies, some of which are my fellow candidates, are legion. Vote for me, and there will be no further reason for Tartarus' existence. I will see to that personally."
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