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Eaten Alive -spoilers?-
11 years ago
Was pretty lame for 1.45 then was kinda neat, then not. Had a team of idiots and a panic-filled wife along for the ride, couldn't catch the snake he wanted but they Blair Witch'd you into thinking was SECONDS away from attack. Then he got squeezed by someone's pet anaconda which wasn't big enough to eat him but he removed enough of his armor so he could call it off before the snake gave up on him.
Woo.
Cool coiling scenes that will likely be saved as gifs but that's about it. That snake was in less danger with this then when it is fed for real as it turns out.
Woo.
Cool coiling scenes that will likely be saved as gifs but that's about it. That snake was in less danger with this then when it is fed for real as it turns out.
Zeromancer
~zeromancer
Eh, knew something like that was gonna happen. Oh well, perhaps he'll try again next year.
microphone
~microphone
OP
He made it sound like it. Now that the suit has been tested (and pretty much failed to protect him) it is sure to work on an 8 foot or longer snake that is twice as thick and actually hungry.
Zeromancer
~zeromancer
All for the ratings, of course.
microphone
~microphone
OP
Meh, they did an okay job at selling the CONSERVE CRAP message but it seems like it is like one of those 'when dogs attack' shows with the overall message of 'adopt a pitbull today!' A bit of mixed messages.
Zeromancer
~zeromancer
Eeeyup.
Kirv Goldblade
~flood
the funny thing was the "attack" was nothing like he described in an early interview where he said the suit test basically went though the classic snake move if strike the face and coil (to paraphrase his words from the interview the last thing he saw was the snake opening it's mouth striking at his face the every thins was black and he felt himself being constricted)
Bantam
So...nothing happened?
microphone
~microphone
OP
Most of it was in the jungle crap and conservation messages, then someones pet snake coiled an armored guy who kicked his legs a lot.
Bantam
...and here I was searching PirateBay for the torrent. Glad I didn't waste my time. *Sigh.*
microphone
~microphone
OP
Wait for the hot video clips, those will be worthwhile. Kinda like how Anaconda was worthless for most but made amazing snake clips.
Nolan Seryn
~dragonboy387
Sorry, what is this referring to? was this that story of some guy trying to test being swallowed by a snake i heard about...think, a month ago?
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~microphone
OP
Yes the show aired tonight and wasn't what most people thought it would be, neither the vore enthusiasts nor the 'ZOMGANIMALCRUELTY' people.
Nolan Seryn
~dragonboy387
it was a SHOW? huh. I heard about it, thought it was a youtube video already posted. meh.
Dragonicorn
~jarmenj
Hahah, I knew it was too good to be true.
ChakatBombshell
~chakatbombshell
Liara should have a picture of how to do the show right. XD
microphone
~microphone
OP
Not a bad idea.
Baiji
~baiji
I can't help but to feel this shelves in the same area as the mermaid mockumentary. Call it real or fake; selling it in the boggy in-between just leads to disappointment and wet shoes.
amethystthedragon
~amethystthedragon
I'm glad I didn't have high hopes to begin with, but even I expected more. A guy tries to get eaten by an anaconda, and managed to make it boring.
