Hello!

Remember when I did this last year? No? Well, here it is again, BACK THIS YEAR! Who wants a Christmas card?

Yes, I personally will send a Christmas card to your house, of my own (partial) design and (tiny) expense, at no charge to you! And if my aim is any good, it will arrive at your door by or before Christmas Day! All you have to do is send a note to me with your address or, if you're one of those paranoid people, send it to my e-mail! And then I'll send you a Christmas card I designed and printed myself, and a nice note to go with it! (Which will probably be handwritten! WOW~!)

I'm on a bit of a time-crunch, though, so if you want one, send your address my way by the 10th, and I'll see about getting a card out to you. It'll be coooooooool!