BRITISH
[] You drink a lot of tea.
[] You know what a brolly is.
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell".
[x] Fish and chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[] You dislike Emos almost as much as you dislike Chavs.
[] It's football.... Not soccer!
3 (That surprises me a bit — I quite like British stuff)

AUSTRALIAN
[] You wear flip-flops all year.
[] You call flip-flops "thongs" not flip-flops.
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[] You're a sports fanatic.
[] You are tanned.
[] You're a bit of a bogan.
3

ITALIAN
[] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[x] You know Italian songs. (If opera arias count, then yes)
[] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[x] You speak some Italian. (a little bit. Most if it is music-related)
[] You are under (5’7¾”)
[] Pizza/spaghetti is the best foods in the world.
[x] You talk with your hands.
2

SPANISH
[] You say 'member' instead of remember.
[x] You speak Spanish or some. (Very little, but some)
[x] You like tacos.
[] YoU TyPe LiKe ThIs On YoUr CoMpUtEr
[] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[] You talk fast occasionally.
[] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[] You know what platanos are.
3

RUSSIAN
[] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house.
[] You know the difference between channel 1 and RTVI.
[] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You don't get cold easily.
[] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[x] You can speak some Russian. (Not much, but I took one year of Russian in university)
[] You love listening to techno
3

POLISH
[x] Your parents let you drink.
[x] You know what a pizda is.
[] You have Pierogi at least once a week. (I used to have them much more often, back when I could eat dairy products)
[] People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if you're Polish.
[] People randomly call you their best friend.
[] You have made/know what pisanki are.
[] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World Cup
2

IRISH
[] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper. (I used to. I've mellowed out over the past 7 or so years since I've started living on my own — at least, when dealing with other people. Alone, however, I can be irritable)
[] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with ay, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[] You like the colour green. (So long as it isn't orange)
[x] You have been to a St. Patty's day party. (Once)
[] You have a family member from Ireland.
[] You have/had red hair.
[x] You have/had freckles. (When I was younger, I had a few. Long gone, now)
4

ASIAN
[] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot
[] You are good at math. (I used to be, thanks to my father's brilliant teaching. Unfortunately, he only managed to teach me up to Grade 9 math before he passed away; once I reached Grade 10, my marks plummeted)
[x] You have played the piano. (I TEACH piano!)
[] You have family from Asia
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[] Most people think you're Chinese
[] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[] You go to Baulko.
3

GERMAN
[x] You like bread.
[] You think American Chocolate is good.
[x] You speak some German (Ja, aber ich spreche Jiddisch noch besser).
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi. (Especially because I'm frigging JEWISH)
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[] You're under 5'4".
[] You have been to Germany
5

CANADIAN
[] You like to ride 4 wheelers.
[] You love beer. (I'll drink it occasionally, but I can't honestly say I love it)
[x] You say eh.
[x] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some French.
[] You love Tim Horton's.
[] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[] You watch(ed) Degrassi.
3

FRENCH
[x] You like French toast.
[] You love wine.
[x] You speak a little or are fluent in French.
[x] You have eaten a snail.
[] You like fashion.
[] You have been to France.
[x] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew.
4

AMERICAN
[] You like fast food.
[x] You call football football and soccer soccer...
[] You can trace your ancestery back to Ellis Island...
[] You watch way too much TV
[] You are obsessed with the royal wedding
[] You have a dog
[] You have a cushy job
[] You were sad when Steve Jobs died
1

NORWEGIAN
[] You know what lefse is.
[x] You can speak some Norwegian. (A tiniest bit, from listening to recordings of Peer Gynt)
[] You love trolls.
[x] You know what lutefisk is.
[] You have been whale hunting/seeing.
[] Food made with potatoes and flour rule.
[x] Fish is a huge part of your diet. (Not as much as it should be, but I LOVE fish — aside from canned tuna, the very scent of which disgusts me)
[x] You have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair.
[] You know how to fish or have fished before.
4

BELGIAN
[] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] You like French fries.
[x] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[] You know that the official best beer in the world is Belgian.
[] You speak both Dutch and French.
[x] You like Belgian waffles.
[] You call a pub or bar a café.
[] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[] You drive/own a French or German car.
[x] You have a lot of comments on your government.
4

DUTCH
[x] You like the color orange.
[] You are a football enthusiast.
[] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[x] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[] You have a cheerful nature. (I try to be cheerful, but deep down I rarely feel it. Contented, maybe, but cheerful only occasionally)
[x] You like the sea.
[] You are good at building handiwork projects.
[x] You tend to favour the megalomania. (I don't support them, but they're so fun to watch.)
4

ARAB
[] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english".
[] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian
[] You beckon at things with your forehead or eyes.
[] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[] You are tanned.
[] You have black hair.
[] Your last name starts with "Al" or "bin"
[] You like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[] You dislike reading.
0

British 3/9
Australian 3/9
Italian 2/9
Spanish 3/9
Russian 3/9
Polish 2/7
Irish 4/9
Asian 3/9
German 5/8
Canadian 3/8
French 4/7
American 1/8
Norwegian 4/9
Belgian 4/10
Dutch 4/9
Arab 0/9

Doesn't really work for me — I'm Canadian. However, I live in a very multicultural city (Toronto) and was raised to appreciate other cultures, so that's bound to have influenced the results.

By majority, you're German. And trust me - WE were the ones with all the Germans. It's why we were so long to join you in WWI, why our three most iconic foods are german in origin, and why our beer tastes different than yours.

It's kinda weird to think about, how much German culture in America was swept under the rug. Between the Teutonophobia that gripped us in 1917 ("Liberty Cabbage," Baseball players named "Dutch," Dachshunds being widely killed, and in the state of Nebraska it's still illegal to teach someone the language), the Nazis scaring people away from celebrating German culture, and prohibition (the beer garden was the center of German cultural life when it was around)... It's all under the rug.
I find it hilarious that I somehow know OF all these apparently obscure cultural things...
There should be one of these to test the North American regions, eh?

I got 0 or 1 on all except German (3) and American (2), so I guess there's some influence there. I could make such a test for Austria, with a lot of unflattering things I would associate with none of them, of course

Although American should indeed be split up to individual states, or at least regions, with the "South" being easy (going to NASCAR regularly, owning a dixie flag, wearing mesh caps, having a noticable twang, being homophobic, and so on XD), but I can't really think of something for the "North"? Maybe 'walks by crime victims' for New York, or 'has a surfboard' for Californians XD Aah, stereotyping is so much fun

North America should be a whole new test. "Maritimes," "New York," "Midatlantic," "Rust Belt," "Plains," "South," "Texas," "Southwest," "Rockies," "Florida," "California," "Northwest," "Far North." (I count Ontario as Rust belt and Quebec as Midatlantic, but people can argue that with me. I could make them both "Corridor.")

Québec and Ontario are very different places. Quebec itself is something all on its own.