Answering machine message,
"I am not available right now,
But thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life.
Please leave a message after the beep.
If I do not return your call,
you are one of the changes."
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My wife and I had words,
but I didn't get to use mine.
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Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
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Blessed are those who can
give without remembering
and take without forgetting.
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The irony of life is that,
by the time you're old enough
to know your way around,
you're not going anywhere.
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God made man before woman
so as to give him time
to think of an answer
for her first question.
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Aspire to inspire before you expire.