tmi sex MEEM
16 years ago
another meme stolen from 
posting it here because aparently this is my slutty account
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
yes, and i would love to be this very instant =D
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
im not too particular, the night has its allure though
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
the one closest to the wall
4. Do you masturbate?
yup
5. How often? Lately?
endorphins and adrenaline replace caffine, its not very enjoyable
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
no
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
its been YEARS since ive taken a bath
waitaminnit
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
yup! :3
i want a bigger bathtub
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
not really anymore
unlees you mean stuff like on here
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
both
i like an aggressive start, though at times i like to be the antagonist
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
yes
reffer to first question dumbass
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
no
13. Would you choose love or money?
I GOT LOVE AND I GOT SOUL
I"LL TAKE THE MONEY
I"LL TAKE THE MONEY
I GOT FREINDS WHEREVER I GO
I"LL TAKE THE MONEY
I"LL TAKE THE MONEY
love you ass
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i liek when beth gets aggressive or explorative
fffft thoughts
pants shut up
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
yes
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
hmmmmmmmmm
our bed is a romantical place, but beyond there
in a tent
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
same
i r borin
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
yeah,had to bolt into the bathroom
kept hearing about my ass for a few days
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
no fuck that shit >:[
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
no
i go to a bar to have alcohol and talk with whoever i went with
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
no
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
no
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
kissed, as joke
24. What's your sexuality?
ive no interest in gender, only attraction
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
niet
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yeah.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
nope
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
yup!!
29. Bought something from an adult store?
you betcha
30. Do you own any sex toys?
covered in dust yes
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
a few vibes, a plug this weird purple twizzler thing
paint loob
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
again
question one
you
dolt
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
hahaha no
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
ewwwwwwwwwwwww
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
yeah >>
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
yes
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
do i have to choose?
some work better
others are just fun
38. What's your favorite sex act?
to do or recive?
i like to play around on my others bits and the like
i like being grinded on
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
no
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
this is fa, id say half to a third of the populace

posting it here because aparently this is my slutty account
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
yes, and i would love to be this very instant =D
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
im not too particular, the night has its allure though
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
the one closest to the wall
4. Do you masturbate?
yup
5. How often? Lately?
endorphins and adrenaline replace caffine, its not very enjoyable
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
no
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
its been YEARS since ive taken a bath
waitaminnit
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
yup! :3
i want a bigger bathtub
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
not really anymore
unlees you mean stuff like on here
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
both
i like an aggressive start, though at times i like to be the antagonist
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
yes
reffer to first question dumbass
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
no
13. Would you choose love or money?
I GOT LOVE AND I GOT SOUL
I"LL TAKE THE MONEY
I"LL TAKE THE MONEY
I GOT FREINDS WHEREVER I GO
I"LL TAKE THE MONEY
I"LL TAKE THE MONEY
love you ass
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i liek when beth gets aggressive or explorative
fffft thoughts
pants shut up
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
yes
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
hmmmmmmmmm
our bed is a romantical place, but beyond there
in a tent
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
same
i r borin
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
yeah,had to bolt into the bathroom
kept hearing about my ass for a few days
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
no fuck that shit >:[
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
no
i go to a bar to have alcohol and talk with whoever i went with
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
no
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
no
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
kissed, as joke
24. What's your sexuality?
ive no interest in gender, only attraction
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
niet
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yeah.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
nope
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
yup!!
29. Bought something from an adult store?
you betcha
30. Do you own any sex toys?
covered in dust yes
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
a few vibes, a plug this weird purple twizzler thing
paint loob
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
again
question one
you
dolt
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
hahaha no
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
ewwwwwwwwwwwww
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
yeah >>
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
yes
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
do i have to choose?
some work better
others are just fun
38. What's your favorite sex act?
to do or recive?
i like to play around on my others bits and the like
i like being grinded on
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
no
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
this is fa, id say half to a third of the populace
FA+

I'm sorry but it's hilarious, to this day. XD
"pants shut up"
GENIOUS...........
and also, along with vera lol at #18.
Your poor poor white ass D: )
ive got the ass of a blavk man
granted its shrunk a little