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11 years ago
So totally stole this from 
felixpath enjoy folks!
I love underwear and I bet many of you do as well! Just for fun, here's a little survey...
#1:
It's the weekend, the weather sucks, and you're gonna spend the whole day relaxing and being cozy and lazy. Watch Netflix, play games, read, hang out online. You'll order takeout for dinner...it's a day of no effort. In fact, you don't even feel like getting dressed! You're spending the day in your underwear.
WHAT UNDERWEAR DO YOU CHOOSE?
#2:
You're on a date with someone you really, really like. You're almost certain that this is The Night. He's going to invite you in, and the two of you will sleep together. You're so excited. You want to make sure you wear the right underwear...after all, he's going to get a good look at it when he slowly takes your pants off.
WHAT UNDERWEAR DO YOU CHOOSE?
#3:
Some friends have invited you to go swimming in a nice, secluded spot, a river or lake. It's a beautiful summer day. The problem is, your swimsuit ripped and you haven't gotten around to buying a new one. It's not going to be a skinny-dip...technically. Looks like you'll be swimming in your underwear, with a goodly group of people.
WHAT UNDERWEAR DO YOU CHOOSE?
#4:
Your college roommate is so hot. You want him. Badly. But he's a bit shy, so it's up to you to initiate sexytimes. You have a plan: he's going to walk in one evening and "accidentally" catch you in your underwear. Hopefully, things will escalate from there. Better make sure you look extra inviting!
WHAT UNDERWEAR DO YOU CHOOSE?
#5:
You have been invited to your first ever fetish party! It'll be naughty and fun...a bunch of guys, hanging out and doing kinky things. Casual or hardcore, dom or sub...that's your choice. But the clothes will be coming off fairly quickly, so you want to make sure your underwear reflects the type of person you are when it comes to sex and kink.
WHAT UNDERWEAR DO YOU CHOOSE?
Finally, #6:
You walk into the bedroom of Zavis the snake. I'm standing in front of my open bureau, wearing the worn-out old boxers I sleep in. But then I slide those right off and turn to you with a smile. "Hey...what underwear should I wear today?"
Have fun answering these questions! And in case anyone's curious, "Naked/Commando" is a perfectly valid choice for any of these.
felixpath enjoy folks!I love underwear and I bet many of you do as well! Just for fun, here's a little survey...
#1:
It's the weekend, the weather sucks, and you're gonna spend the whole day relaxing and being cozy and lazy. Watch Netflix, play games, read, hang out online. You'll order takeout for dinner...it's a day of no effort. In fact, you don't even feel like getting dressed! You're spending the day in your underwear.
WHAT UNDERWEAR DO YOU CHOOSE?
#2:
You're on a date with someone you really, really like. You're almost certain that this is The Night. He's going to invite you in, and the two of you will sleep together. You're so excited. You want to make sure you wear the right underwear...after all, he's going to get a good look at it when he slowly takes your pants off.
WHAT UNDERWEAR DO YOU CHOOSE?
#3:
Some friends have invited you to go swimming in a nice, secluded spot, a river or lake. It's a beautiful summer day. The problem is, your swimsuit ripped and you haven't gotten around to buying a new one. It's not going to be a skinny-dip...technically. Looks like you'll be swimming in your underwear, with a goodly group of people.
WHAT UNDERWEAR DO YOU CHOOSE?
#4:
Your college roommate is so hot. You want him. Badly. But he's a bit shy, so it's up to you to initiate sexytimes. You have a plan: he's going to walk in one evening and "accidentally" catch you in your underwear. Hopefully, things will escalate from there. Better make sure you look extra inviting!
WHAT UNDERWEAR DO YOU CHOOSE?
#5:
You have been invited to your first ever fetish party! It'll be naughty and fun...a bunch of guys, hanging out and doing kinky things. Casual or hardcore, dom or sub...that's your choice. But the clothes will be coming off fairly quickly, so you want to make sure your underwear reflects the type of person you are when it comes to sex and kink.
WHAT UNDERWEAR DO YOU CHOOSE?
Finally, #6:
You walk into the bedroom of Zavis the snake. I'm standing in front of my open bureau, wearing the worn-out old boxers I sleep in. But then I slide those right off and turn to you with a smile. "Hey...what underwear should I wear today?"
Have fun answering these questions! And in case anyone's curious, "Naked/Commando" is a perfectly valid choice for any of these.
#2: Silk thong again. I love having sexy undies revealed.
#3: If I were feeling unusually prudent, just a pair of boxer briefs. Otherwise I might just swim naked and make em deal with it.
#4: Jockstrap. Butts away!
#5: Dommy Felix would wear a latex jockstrap and subby Felix would wear a g-string or girl panties.
#6: I think the snake should wear a lovely bra and panties made of purple lace. And that's all snake should wear all day. Now clip on this leash, I'm taking you for a walk and showing you off.
http://www.kohls.com/product/prd-16.....briefs-men.jsp (Mine were from Walmart for about 10 bucks for five of them)
2 - If I've known them this long, chances are I'll have made something I think would specifically appeal to them. Last pair I remember stitching together was a turquoise blue and black elastic pair of tomboy briefs, and I made this grinning moon stretch over an ass cheek. Just because we kept making butt puns. I mis'stitched the hem and one opening for the leg was too narrow to wear.
3 - If I'm going swimming and the swim suit was a no-go, I'd probably still have made something with a subtle steel grating pattern, and printed 'Esse meine Haifisch'. Like I wouldn't also design a small Haifisch doodle as well to go somewhere.
4 - Pastel coloured anything tight against the butt. Lean against the mirror and apply make-up. On the back have it in a similar typeface in Alice in Wonderland with the 'eat me, drink me' biscuits, and instead on myself have 'Tear Me, Rip Me'. If that doesn't get the hint across, I doubt renting billboards, serial TV adverts and handjobs would.
5 - Faux-leather, with hoops made into the waist for chains to hang down from. Am I an ordinary vanilla wouslf, or are we dancers~o/" (Trick Question, wouslves are never vanilla.)
6 - Either I'm going to suggest;
a) Tight Fine Mesh Boxers in black.
b) Overpinted pop graphics: [Here](http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bjorn-Bor.....3DSIC.MBE%26ao
c) Or I'm going to suggest something naughty: [Size Matters]()http://www.blueinc.co.uk/images/men.....30630_zoom.jpg
2: The most skin tight I can find. I want it to grip my buttocks, not hold them, GRIP THEM.
3: Boxers, something that might 'accidentally' come off.
4: Thong, all the way. If it doesn't work at least I get to feel the lace between my cheeks.
5: Nothing. Nice and bold. Maybe an olive leaf, just for humour, like on the greek statues.
6: Mine.