So I was looking for the Lonely Jew on Christmas song from South Park, when I found the lost verses, and a related link gave me The (Jewish) Christmas Song. You know how a month after Christmas a third of the world is celebrating the Chinese new year, over ten people in the big Chinese dragon going down the streets, and it looks like so much fun, but you don't get it? Jews feel that way about it too, as well as your Christian holiday. Except the Chinese predate ours, and we predate Christianity, in the scope of our religion, it's like current events.

So while I might still be a Jew on Christmas, I still got to enjoy Rosh Hashanah, and Yom Kippur, and Hannuka while all of the Christians were just having another boring day. And if it happens to coincide with Halloween or Thanksgiving, I got to enjoy something like Thanksgivukkah.

So we're not so different. We just have different calendars. Happy Happy and Merry Merry.