Boy/Girl Meme Yoinked from teh Krow
17 years ago
General
As it says, I yoinked it from
krowy
D00Ds!:
[ ] You woke up with a boner.
[x] Your taller than 5'5".
[ ] You don't hesitate to hit a bitch.
[ ] You like to get drunk and fight.
[ ] You drink beer.
[x] MEAT!
[ ] There are tissues close to your bed.
[ ] You wear clothes that are larger than they need to be.
[x] You like dinosaurs.
[ ] You love sports. Always.
[x] Video games are better than the mall. (most of the time)
[ ] Your curse like a sailor.
[ ] You scratch your nuts in public.
[ ] Your favourite colour is either Black, Blue, Green, or Red.
[ ] Your father (or father type) told you about sex.
[x] You can grow facial hair. (understatement of the year)
[ ] You like going to strip clubs, to see titties. (GTA 4 doesn't count... so no)
[x] You used to/still do collect pokemon/digimon cards, but not because they are "cute".
[x] You can lift over 60 lbs from the ground.
[x] You tend to be the one people call when there is a bug in the room.
[ ] You attended prom to get laid.
[ ] You devise complex plots and schemes so that you can see boobies.
[ ] You show off bruises like badges of honor.
[ ] You've had at least one dream about Chuck Norris
Boy Score - 8/24
Tits!:
[ ] You get a period.
[ ] People say your short. (well, it's true)
[ ] You call attractive females "sluts".
[ ] You take an hour (+) to get ready for the day.
[ ] You act like you can drink with the guys, but typically pass out.
[ ] You don't eat unless someone else eats as much as you do, or more.
[ ] You wear make-up daily.
[ ] You care about what you look like.
[x] You can cook and clean. (Don't laugh, Derr.. I CAN.. mostly... shut up!)
[ ] You NEED like more than 2 pairs of shoes.
[ ] You like to spend money with your friends.
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume.
[ ] Your skin is soft.
[ ] Your favourite colour is Pink or Purple.
[ ] Your mom told you about sex.
[x] You looked at yourself in the mirror and questioned your beauty, or lack there of. (Maybe once or twice...)
[ ] You use your tits to your advantage.
[x] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance. (only for a unit in gym... but I liked doin' flips off the vault... that's about it =p)
[ ] You have multiple purses, to match outfits.
[ ] You freak out when you see bugs in the room.
[ ] You consider spending money a hobby.
[ ] You attended prom, to dress up.
[ ] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] You had a dream you dated Johnny Depp.
Girl Score - 3/24
VERDICT: *ahem*
Now you're a man (MAN!)
A man man man
Now you're a man (MAN!)
A manly man, man
Now you're a man (MAN!)
A man m-m-man man
You're a man's man, man...
XP
krowyD00Ds!:
[ ] You woke up with a boner.
[x] Your taller than 5'5".
[ ] You don't hesitate to hit a bitch.
[ ] You like to get drunk and fight.
[ ] You drink beer.
[x] MEAT!
[ ] There are tissues close to your bed.
[ ] You wear clothes that are larger than they need to be.
[x] You like dinosaurs.
[ ] You love sports. Always.
[x] Video games are better than the mall. (most of the time)
[ ] Your curse like a sailor.
[ ] You scratch your nuts in public.
[ ] Your favourite colour is either Black, Blue, Green, or Red.
[ ] Your father (or father type) told you about sex.
[x] You can grow facial hair. (understatement of the year)
[ ] You like going to strip clubs, to see titties. (GTA 4 doesn't count... so no)
[x] You used to/still do collect pokemon/digimon cards, but not because they are "cute".
[x] You can lift over 60 lbs from the ground.
[x] You tend to be the one people call when there is a bug in the room.
[ ] You attended prom to get laid.
[ ] You devise complex plots and schemes so that you can see boobies.
[ ] You show off bruises like badges of honor.
[ ] You've had at least one dream about Chuck Norris
Boy Score - 8/24
Tits!:
[ ] You get a period.
[ ] People say your short. (well, it's true)
[ ] You call attractive females "sluts".
[ ] You take an hour (+) to get ready for the day.
[ ] You act like you can drink with the guys, but typically pass out.
[ ] You don't eat unless someone else eats as much as you do, or more.
[ ] You wear make-up daily.
[ ] You care about what you look like.
[x] You can cook and clean. (Don't laugh, Derr.. I CAN.. mostly... shut up!)
[ ] You NEED like more than 2 pairs of shoes.
[ ] You like to spend money with your friends.
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume.
[ ] Your skin is soft.
[ ] Your favourite colour is Pink or Purple.
[ ] Your mom told you about sex.
[x] You looked at yourself in the mirror and questioned your beauty, or lack there of. (Maybe once or twice...)
[ ] You use your tits to your advantage.
[x] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance. (only for a unit in gym... but I liked doin' flips off the vault... that's about it =p)
[ ] You have multiple purses, to match outfits.
[ ] You freak out when you see bugs in the room.
[ ] You consider spending money a hobby.
[ ] You attended prom, to dress up.
[ ] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] You had a dream you dated Johnny Depp.
Girl Score - 3/24
VERDICT: *ahem*
Now you're a man (MAN!)
A man man man
Now you're a man (MAN!)
A manly man, man
Now you're a man (MAN!)
A man m-m-man man
You're a man's man, man...
XP
FA+

Don't be ashamed of it!
Actually, Derr wouldn't laugh for that reason... she would say I'm lying XP