Just this week it was announced that Elton John is executive producing a movie called Pride and Predator, in which an alien ship crash lands on Earth and they butcher Jane Austen's characters from her well-known romance novel.

I know, I wish I were lying too.

I've often thought about the different scenarios that one could put an xenomorph (and Predators following) in, but I never thought that something this retarded would emerge.

Fucking vermin, scurrying around on my monster movies.

Back to the pits with you.