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I just had the dumbest dream
10 years ago
I have to tell you all about it because it is SUPER DUMB uhg LOL
So I was in England or something after battling a horde of werewolves with electrifying laser guns for a holiday, finally getting a break after all of those werewolves
and my team and I, made up of really random people (I have no idea who they were) rented a summer home by a beautiful lake in a tiny old town, like it was super beautiful, it was always the afternoon or sunset and the beach home was made of wood that was painted white on the outside, so pretty
While we were walking to our summer home down this ADORABLE GRASS LINED DIRT PATH i saw this guy sitting under a tree with his feet in the lake and he was drawing
and i was like "mmm get some"
so when we got to the summer home I threw on my cute summer dress and told all of my friends, "Hey, let's go swimming in the lake!"
so we ran down the hill and jumped into the lake with all of our clothes and it was just like, really romantic movie-esque and we were all giggling
so then i swam up to drawing guy like a weird fucking alligator
"Hey, whatcha' drawing? It looks really nice." it did look really really nice it was like 1800's style pen etching of a bicycle
and he replied
"GOOD FUCKING GOD WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT TO TALK TO ME WHEN I DRAW, FUCK OFF"
AND THEN I WOKE UP
omfg
did i really just have the most romantic set up dream ever
like, beautiful sunlight, beach home, guy i have things in common with, happy friends
and get mega rejected
THAT WAS DUMB WHERE CAN I GET A REFUND
tell me about your dreams
So I was in England or something after battling a horde of werewolves with electrifying laser guns for a holiday, finally getting a break after all of those werewolves
and my team and I, made up of really random people (I have no idea who they were) rented a summer home by a beautiful lake in a tiny old town, like it was super beautiful, it was always the afternoon or sunset and the beach home was made of wood that was painted white on the outside, so pretty
While we were walking to our summer home down this ADORABLE GRASS LINED DIRT PATH i saw this guy sitting under a tree with his feet in the lake and he was drawing
and i was like "mmm get some"
so when we got to the summer home I threw on my cute summer dress and told all of my friends, "Hey, let's go swimming in the lake!"
so we ran down the hill and jumped into the lake with all of our clothes and it was just like, really romantic movie-esque and we were all giggling
so then i swam up to drawing guy like a weird fucking alligator
"Hey, whatcha' drawing? It looks really nice." it did look really really nice it was like 1800's style pen etching of a bicycle
and he replied
"GOOD FUCKING GOD WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT TO TALK TO ME WHEN I DRAW, FUCK OFF"
AND THEN I WOKE UP
omfg
did i really just have the most romantic set up dream ever
like, beautiful sunlight, beach home, guy i have things in common with, happy friends
and get mega rejected
THAT WAS DUMB WHERE CAN I GET A REFUND
tell me about your dreams
a lot of my dreams are really weird but most of them are also disturbing, to me at least, but here's one that was just kinda silly
I was married to some dude I knew in like sixth grade, but I didn't even really remember that we were married, like, we lived apart and rarely saw each other, and his mother was really mean to me for some reason so I was apparently going to push her down the stairs? But then she never went to the stairs so I just cried and said I wanted a divorce and my mother told me that was okay because divorces only cost like $9.
we are dream sisters
we have wild dreams
but yesss
we are fruit of the same weird dreaming tree
they screw with you