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Ask the Evolve Monsters questions!
11 years ago
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So you know that game coming out in February, Evolve? Yeah, I'm totally going to buy it. And play with the dialogue volume muted, of course. What am I, crazy?
The developers have set up a Tumblr site where you can ask the monsters anything. Now of course, they decide what to answer, but if I figure that if I ask enough anti-troll questions, one will have to work eventually.
Since you can ask questions anonymously without registering for anything, let's all try to pool our resources and ask questions like:
- Which tastes better: Hunters, or native wildlife?
- If the Wraith has no eyes, shouldn't players using her have severe limitations on sight? (Like for eyeless creatures in Spore)
- What do Monsters dream of?
- Wouldn't fighting the Hunters be easier if you had guns and technology, too?
- How many vacation days per year does a Monster get?
- Have you ever thought of going vegan?
- Do monsters support (insert hot-button political issue here)?
- Is there any possibility of forming an agreement with Riot Games to add Kha'Zix as a Monster?
- How did the inability to regenerate health become a naturally selected trait for Monsters, when so many FPS protagonists (and Hunters with the correct perk) can?
- What do Monsters do for fun, or as hobbies?
Add your own! It's fnu!
You can only ask 5 questions per hour, so keep sending them each hour! Buggy!
The developers have set up a Tumblr site where you can ask the monsters anything. Now of course, they decide what to answer, but if I figure that if I ask enough anti-troll questions, one will have to work eventually.
Since you can ask questions anonymously without registering for anything, let's all try to pool our resources and ask questions like:
- Which tastes better: Hunters, or native wildlife?
- If the Wraith has no eyes, shouldn't players using her have severe limitations on sight? (Like for eyeless creatures in Spore)
- What do Monsters dream of?
- Wouldn't fighting the Hunters be easier if you had guns and technology, too?
- How many vacation days per year does a Monster get?
- Have you ever thought of going vegan?
- Do monsters support (insert hot-button political issue here)?
- Is there any possibility of forming an agreement with Riot Games to add Kha'Zix as a Monster?
- How did the inability to regenerate health become a naturally selected trait for Monsters, when so many FPS protagonists (and Hunters with the correct perk) can?
- What do Monsters do for fun, or as hobbies?
Add your own! It's fnu!
You can only ask 5 questions per hour, so keep sending them each hour! Buggy!
