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What Harry Potter's Trailer would be like
11 years ago
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We've seen an idea of Private Snafu's reveal trailer. Now, here's Harry's! Enjoy!
(We get a sweeping view of the Great Hall inside Hogwarts. Judging by the fact that everybody is eating, the sorting of the First Years has finished. The camera zooms in on the Sorting Hat, which is sitting upright on a stool. For some reason, it hasn’t been collected yet. The camera cuts to Harry, Ron and Hermione, who are at their table. Ron is stuffing himself with a chicken leg)
Hermione: (to H&R) So, what are your plans for this year?
Ron: (Swallows his food) I was thinking of maybe practicing some Quidditch for the next season, seeing how the Chudley Cannons are doing, that sort of thing.
Hermione: (Sternly) You know, you should be practicing your spells in order to improve them. You never know when you may need them!
Harry: (Takes a swig of Pumpkin Juice) Come off it, Hermione. Life’s not all about education. Besides, what if something happens to distract us?
Hermione: (Sighs) Like what exactly, Harry?
(The camera cuts to the Sorting Hat, which suddenly begins to vibrate. The professors appear to notice this and stare at it whilst getting to their feet. The students all gradually appear to see what is happening. They all look at the Hat as it suddenly turns upside down as if an invisible hand has picked it up)
Harry: Like that.
Hermione: (Genuinely concerned) What’s wrong with the Sorting Hat?
Ron: (Dismissively) Somebody’s probably jinxed it.
(Suddenly, Bugs Bunny emerges from inside the Sorting Hat!)
Bugs: Ehh… (He takes out a carrot and munches it) What’s up, Doc?
(Everybody stares in amazement!)
Ron: (Astonished whisper) It’s an Animagus!
Bugs: (To the camera, reacting to the silence) Heh! Tough crowd! (He leaps out of the hat and climbs onto the table) Ehh, now which one o’ yous is Harry Potter?
(Harry tries not to look self-conscious as he feels practically everybody’s eyes looking at him. Bugs notices this at looks at him, too.)
Bugs: (Musing) Hmmm, glasses…scar… (Snaps his fingers) Yeah! Dat’s him! (He rushes over to the boy. Ron recoils in horror as if the rabbit is about to attack!)
Harry: What do you want?
Bugs: I’ve jus’ come ta tell yiz dat yer invited to a friendly game o’ fightin’ wit’ all de other Warner Brudders stars!
Ron: (Confused) Warner…Brothers?
Bugs: (to Harry) We woulda sent ya a written invitation, but, eh, I ain’t a fan o’ dis boid mail t’ing dis school seems ta be obsessed with. So, I came ta personally pick yous up! So… (He leaps into Harry’s arms, everybody gasps) See ya dere, Mac!
(He plants a huge kiss on Harry’s lips. As he recoils, Bugs leaps out of his arms, spins like a drill and digs into the stone slabs of the Great Hall, tunnelling away)
Ron: What in Merlin’s beard was that all about?!
Harry: That was the unexpected occurrence, Ron.
Hermione: (Shocked, disapproving) Harry! You’re not thinking of leaving school to take part, are you?!
Harry: Yes, I am. You were right though, Hermione. I will need my spells.
(The splash art “HARRY POTTER SPELLS VICTORY” appears for five seconds before he apparates on the spot. We are now treated to some gameplay footage as Harry appears on a stage which flies around Hogwarts.)
Harry: This reminds me of the Triwizard Tournament in some ways…
(Daffy runs towards him)
Harry: EXPELLIARMUS!
(The spell knocks Daffy over. We cut to Harry on the Acme Loo stage. He is flying his Firebolt. He collides with Babs, sending her flying. On the Theatre stage, Emmet takes himself apart and throws his arms at Harry)
Harry: ACCIO!
(Emmet’s arms fly into Harry’s hands and he throws them back at Emmet, knocking the Lego man back)
(On the Arkham stage, Batman punches Harry off the stage. He is falling.)
Harry: WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA!
(He stops falling and floats upwards, grabbing onto the edge of the building. On the WB Movie Lot stage, Harry grabs the floating WB shield and starts glowing)
Harry: EXPECTO PATRONUM!!
(Porky, Yakko, Wakko and Dot and Freakazoid are stunned by the bright light issuing from his wand. Then, the Stag patronus appears and rams them, KOing them instantly)
Harry: (whilst taunting with the Snitch) This is an interesting sport. Nearly as good as Quidditch!
(The logo appears for ten seconds. After this, Harry suddenly holds his head in pain. His scar is throbbing. The camera pans out as Harry turns around to see what has caused his scar to hurt. He looks horrified)
???: Fancy meeting you here…Potter!
(We get a sweeping view of the Great Hall inside Hogwarts. Judging by the fact that everybody is eating, the sorting of the First Years has finished. The camera zooms in on the Sorting Hat, which is sitting upright on a stool. For some reason, it hasn’t been collected yet. The camera cuts to Harry, Ron and Hermione, who are at their table. Ron is stuffing himself with a chicken leg)
Hermione: (to H&R) So, what are your plans for this year?
Ron: (Swallows his food) I was thinking of maybe practicing some Quidditch for the next season, seeing how the Chudley Cannons are doing, that sort of thing.
Hermione: (Sternly) You know, you should be practicing your spells in order to improve them. You never know when you may need them!
Harry: (Takes a swig of Pumpkin Juice) Come off it, Hermione. Life’s not all about education. Besides, what if something happens to distract us?
Hermione: (Sighs) Like what exactly, Harry?
(The camera cuts to the Sorting Hat, which suddenly begins to vibrate. The professors appear to notice this and stare at it whilst getting to their feet. The students all gradually appear to see what is happening. They all look at the Hat as it suddenly turns upside down as if an invisible hand has picked it up)
Harry: Like that.
Hermione: (Genuinely concerned) What’s wrong with the Sorting Hat?
Ron: (Dismissively) Somebody’s probably jinxed it.
(Suddenly, Bugs Bunny emerges from inside the Sorting Hat!)
Bugs: Ehh… (He takes out a carrot and munches it) What’s up, Doc?
(Everybody stares in amazement!)
Ron: (Astonished whisper) It’s an Animagus!
Bugs: (To the camera, reacting to the silence) Heh! Tough crowd! (He leaps out of the hat and climbs onto the table) Ehh, now which one o’ yous is Harry Potter?
(Harry tries not to look self-conscious as he feels practically everybody’s eyes looking at him. Bugs notices this at looks at him, too.)
Bugs: (Musing) Hmmm, glasses…scar… (Snaps his fingers) Yeah! Dat’s him! (He rushes over to the boy. Ron recoils in horror as if the rabbit is about to attack!)
Harry: What do you want?
Bugs: I’ve jus’ come ta tell yiz dat yer invited to a friendly game o’ fightin’ wit’ all de other Warner Brudders stars!
Ron: (Confused) Warner…Brothers?
Bugs: (to Harry) We woulda sent ya a written invitation, but, eh, I ain’t a fan o’ dis boid mail t’ing dis school seems ta be obsessed with. So, I came ta personally pick yous up! So… (He leaps into Harry’s arms, everybody gasps) See ya dere, Mac!
(He plants a huge kiss on Harry’s lips. As he recoils, Bugs leaps out of his arms, spins like a drill and digs into the stone slabs of the Great Hall, tunnelling away)
Ron: What in Merlin’s beard was that all about?!
Harry: That was the unexpected occurrence, Ron.
Hermione: (Shocked, disapproving) Harry! You’re not thinking of leaving school to take part, are you?!
Harry: Yes, I am. You were right though, Hermione. I will need my spells.
(The splash art “HARRY POTTER SPELLS VICTORY” appears for five seconds before he apparates on the spot. We are now treated to some gameplay footage as Harry appears on a stage which flies around Hogwarts.)
Harry: This reminds me of the Triwizard Tournament in some ways…
(Daffy runs towards him)
Harry: EXPELLIARMUS!
(The spell knocks Daffy over. We cut to Harry on the Acme Loo stage. He is flying his Firebolt. He collides with Babs, sending her flying. On the Theatre stage, Emmet takes himself apart and throws his arms at Harry)
Harry: ACCIO!
(Emmet’s arms fly into Harry’s hands and he throws them back at Emmet, knocking the Lego man back)
(On the Arkham stage, Batman punches Harry off the stage. He is falling.)
Harry: WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA!
(He stops falling and floats upwards, grabbing onto the edge of the building. On the WB Movie Lot stage, Harry grabs the floating WB shield and starts glowing)
Harry: EXPECTO PATRONUM!!
(Porky, Yakko, Wakko and Dot and Freakazoid are stunned by the bright light issuing from his wand. Then, the Stag patronus appears and rams them, KOing them instantly)
Harry: (whilst taunting with the Snitch) This is an interesting sport. Nearly as good as Quidditch!
(The logo appears for ten seconds. After this, Harry suddenly holds his head in pain. His scar is throbbing. The camera pans out as Harry turns around to see what has caused his scar to hurt. He looks horrified)
???: Fancy meeting you here…Potter!
