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16 years ago
This one looked fun X3
Dudes!:
[X] You woke up with a boner. (Always)
[X] You're taller than 5'5". (Only just)
[X] You don't hesitate to hit a bitch. (Only if they deserve it)
[] You like to get drunk and fight.
[] You drink beer.
[X] MEAT! (Define "meat" XP)
[] There are tissues close to your bed.
[X] You wear clothes that are larger than they need to be.
[] You like dinosaurs.
[] You love sports. Always.
[X] Video games are better than the mall.
[X] Your curse like a sailor.
[X] You scratch your nuts in public.
[] Your favorite color is either Black, Blue, Green, or Red.
[] Your father (or father type) told you about sex.
[X] You can grow facial hair.
[X] You like going to strip clubs, to see titties. (Well, not tits...)
[] You used to/still do collect pokemon/digimon cards, but not because they are "cute".
[X] You can lift over 60 lbs from the ground. (I'm stronger than I look)
[] You tend to be the one people call when there is a bug in the room.
[] You attended prom to get laid.
[] You devise complex plots and schemes so that you can see boobies. (Well, not tits...)
[] You show off bruises like badges of honor.
[] You've had at least one dream about Chuck Norris
Boy Score - 11/24
Babes:
[] You get a period.
[] People say you're short.
[] You call attractive females "sluts".
[] You take an hour (+) to get ready for the day.
[] You act like you can drink with the guys, but typically pass out.
[] You don't eat unless someone else eats as much as you do, or more.
[] You wear make-up daily.
[X] You care about what you look like. (not to some great extent, but yeah)
[X] You can cook and clean.
[] You NEED like more than 2 pairs of shoes.
[X] You like to spend money with your friends.
[] You like wearing body spray/perfume.
[] Your skin is soft.
[X] Your favorite color is Pink or Purple.
[] Your mom told you about sex.
[X] You looked at yourself in the mirror and questioned your beauty, or lack there of.
[] You use tits to your advantage.
[X] You are/were in cheer leading, gymnastics or dance.
[] You have multiple purses, to match outfits.
[] You freak out when you see bugs in the room.
[] You consider spending money a hobby.
[] You attended prom, to dress up.
[] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[X] You had a dream you dated Johnny Depp.
Girl Score - 6/24
I'm not much of a girl, but I'm not really much of a guy either X3
Dudes!:
[X] You woke up with a boner. (Always)
[X] You're taller than 5'5". (Only just)
[X] You don't hesitate to hit a bitch. (Only if they deserve it)
[] You like to get drunk and fight.
[] You drink beer.
[X] MEAT! (Define "meat" XP)
[] There are tissues close to your bed.
[X] You wear clothes that are larger than they need to be.
[] You like dinosaurs.
[] You love sports. Always.
[X] Video games are better than the mall.
[X] Your curse like a sailor.
[X] You scratch your nuts in public.
[] Your favorite color is either Black, Blue, Green, or Red.
[] Your father (or father type) told you about sex.
[X] You can grow facial hair.
[X] You like going to strip clubs, to see titties. (Well, not tits...)
[] You used to/still do collect pokemon/digimon cards, but not because they are "cute".
[X] You can lift over 60 lbs from the ground. (I'm stronger than I look)
[] You tend to be the one people call when there is a bug in the room.
[] You attended prom to get laid.
[] You devise complex plots and schemes so that you can see boobies. (Well, not tits...)
[] You show off bruises like badges of honor.
[] You've had at least one dream about Chuck Norris
Boy Score - 11/24
Babes:
[] You get a period.
[] People say you're short.
[] You call attractive females "sluts".
[] You take an hour (+) to get ready for the day.
[] You act like you can drink with the guys, but typically pass out.
[] You don't eat unless someone else eats as much as you do, or more.
[] You wear make-up daily.
[X] You care about what you look like. (not to some great extent, but yeah)
[X] You can cook and clean.
[] You NEED like more than 2 pairs of shoes.
[X] You like to spend money with your friends.
[] You like wearing body spray/perfume.
[] Your skin is soft.
[X] Your favorite color is Pink or Purple.
[] Your mom told you about sex.
[X] You looked at yourself in the mirror and questioned your beauty, or lack there of.
[] You use tits to your advantage.
[X] You are/were in cheer leading, gymnastics or dance.
[] You have multiple purses, to match outfits.
[] You freak out when you see bugs in the room.
[] You consider spending money a hobby.
[] You attended prom, to dress up.
[] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[X] You had a dream you dated Johnny Depp.
Girl Score - 6/24
I'm not much of a girl, but I'm not really much of a guy either X3
