Why Do People Insist On Calling These Memes?
11 years ago
Where are you staying?
Scarr's place. Let your rumour flags fly.
What day are you getting there?
I dunno, maybe Friday or something
How long are you going?
I'll probably be there every day.
I know, I can't quite believe it either.
How are you traveling?
I keep my pivot foot planted, so it's not travelling.
(Alternate Answer: I'm all about that bass, bout that bass, no travel)
Who will you be rooming with?
paskhowl on the Sunday night and the rest of the time at Scarr's place
Who will you hang out with during the convention?
Who bloody knows?
I'm sure me and Paskie will be tearing up the dance floor at some stage.
What do you look like?
Hotter than you.
What is your gender?
Seventh Gender (Preferred pronoun: The Great And Powerful. The Perfect is acceptable)
How tall are you?
Taller than you.
How is the best way to find you?
Look for the sexy lion.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
If you're in fursuit, perform the secret signal for Touch My Knob
If you're out of suit, touch my knob.
Are there any panels/events you might be attending?
Suit games, suit photos, suit walk.
You know, the stuff worth going for.
Will you be going to parties?
Men have walked on the moon, anything is possible.
Will you be fursuiting?
Aye
Can I talk to you?
If you've got something worth saying.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
You can touch my knob.
Can I buy you drinks?
It's customary in my culture for you to purchase a beverage of my choice each time you start a new sentence.
Can I give you stuff?
Alcoholic drinks may be substituted with cash or other expensive things.
Remember- Shiny before heavy.
Are you nice?
Not by the lofty standards of the furry fandom.
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Scarr's place.
Or cricket, if it's the Saturday.
What/where will you be eating?
Mac Daddys
Can I take your picture?
Only if I'm:
a) In my fursuit, or
b) Having wicked sex that the world needs to see (Please forward pictures and videos to me for processing and uploading to XTube)
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
To not actively regret going.
How can I contact you?
Tweet at me
Scarr's place. Let your rumour flags fly.
What day are you getting there?
I dunno, maybe Friday or something
How long are you going?
I'll probably be there every day.
I know, I can't quite believe it either.
How are you traveling?
I keep my pivot foot planted, so it's not travelling.
(Alternate Answer: I'm all about that bass, bout that bass, no travel)
Who will you be rooming with?
paskhowl on the Sunday night and the rest of the time at Scarr's placeWho will you hang out with during the convention?
Who bloody knows?
I'm sure me and Paskie will be tearing up the dance floor at some stage.
What do you look like?
Hotter than you.
What is your gender?
Seventh Gender (Preferred pronoun: The Great And Powerful. The Perfect is acceptable)
How tall are you?
Taller than you.
How is the best way to find you?
Look for the sexy lion.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
If you're in fursuit, perform the secret signal for Touch My Knob
If you're out of suit, touch my knob.
Are there any panels/events you might be attending?
Suit games, suit photos, suit walk.
You know, the stuff worth going for.
Will you be going to parties?
Men have walked on the moon, anything is possible.
Will you be fursuiting?
Aye
Can I talk to you?
If you've got something worth saying.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
You can touch my knob.
Can I buy you drinks?
It's customary in my culture for you to purchase a beverage of my choice each time you start a new sentence.
Can I give you stuff?
Alcoholic drinks may be substituted with cash or other expensive things.
Remember- Shiny before heavy.
Are you nice?
Not by the lofty standards of the furry fandom.
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Scarr's place.
Or cricket, if it's the Saturday.
What/where will you be eating?
Mac Daddys
Can I take your picture?
Only if I'm:
a) In my fursuit, or
b) Having wicked sex that the world needs to see (Please forward pictures and videos to me for processing and uploading to XTube)
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
To not actively regret going.
How can I contact you?
Tweet at me
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