Try this!
11 years ago
The next time you're playing Diablo II, throw daggers at someone while repeatedly using the voice command that indicates generosity.
"This is for you." *Throws dagger*
"This is yours." *Throws dagger*
"A gift for you." *Throws dagger*
For bonus points, do it with PVP mode active.
Your fellow player will appreciate it.
"This is for you." *Throws dagger*
"This is yours." *Throws dagger*
"A gift for you." *Throws dagger*
For bonus points, do it with PVP mode active.
Your fellow player will appreciate it.

My eyes glanced to the three phrases before I read the first line and I already was saying them in my head in various character voices. Thanks. I'm scarred for life.
KD
~kd
OP
That's practically my objective with some of these journal posts, like the eye-popping Easter Egg in Quest for Glory III that only happens about 5% of the time that nobody else on the Internet has mentioned (before I added it to TV Tropes).
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