Alright, so I pick up these supplies for mini Majora's Masks that I'm gonna make, and I notice a loud 3-5 year old kid in the checkout, which is always irritating (aside from the part where he was singing, "iss all abou tha bayss, bou tha bayss", which was pretty funny)
But, as I'm leaving the store, he points up at me and says: "Mommy, look at his face."
(I pretend to check my phone so I can use it like a mirror)
The mom tells the kid, "it looks like your face, I know"
(There was nothing on my face)
As I walk out the store, I hear the kid say, "I don't like his face..."

WTF, kid? ònó