alot of time we're vague because we suck at creativity.

thirsty hoes is thirsty eh nedoiko?

Sounds like you need to just make some kind of arranged deal, or form to fill out for commissions instead of letting people casually ask.

The worst is when people send you a freaking NOVEL to describe what they want drawn. Like, 2000 word descriptions. Then when you miss a single detail, they get all mad about it.

Point form is always the best for describing what you want drawn.

I have some ideas you might like >.< more of for adopts or collabs if you would like. c: I could note you to see if its something you would like to try?

Im not asking for a commissions im just trying to help jump start some ideas that might interest you c:

I dont do adoptables, i tend to get attached to my characters

Don´t know how artist manage to do those, myself.

I just want you to draw all my cute ladies. :U SNAP SNAP NEDO.
Yeah that stuff is frustrating. I don't mind it with people that come to me often with commissions as I am usually familiar with their characters but people being vague makes the process extremely difficult.

Well this is terrible news! I opened this thinking I was going to see, "Yes, yes I am open for commissions! Come one! Come all! Come often!" Because I have characters. And ideas. And things that need to be drawn. But now I am leaving with a sense of sadness and remorse. *sniffle* Someday. Someday! *shakes fist defiantly at sky*

Well... you could provide a list of stuff you don't like and/or won't do, so people won't ask it from you? After reading this journal, I thought, "it always sucks when people come requesting something you've clearly stated you don't like/won't do; even if they're offering to pay for it, you should just draw what you're comfortable with, otherwise they can take their commission to a willing artist".

But then I looked through your journals and your profile, and there's not actually anything that might suggest you don't do this-or-that for commissions. So, and I'm really really sorry and don't mean to offend, this just comes off as... kind of whiny?

I think there are definitely better ways you could've worded this. For example, just clear up that you're not currently taking commissions at all, and while you do make exceptions sometimes, there are certain things you don't enjoy drawing and shouldn't be expected to be drawn *insert list of such stuff*.

Some people are vague when commissioning, and it's up to you to ask them if they could please be more descriptive. It's also up to you to turn them down if they want their character to do something you're uncomfortable with. If you feel obliged to do it because you've already taken payment, then stop taking payment until the details have been properly discussed. If you feel obliged to do it because you already said you would, but haven't taken payment... just politely explain that you're not comfortable drawing the topic at hand, but thanks a lot for the interest in your art. You don't owe it to anyone to do commissions for them, you don't owe them any work until you've actually taken payment... and even then, you can give them a full refund and your sincere apologies. This is art we're talking about, not, like, a, err, an oxigen tank? I'm not quite good at analogies there.

But yeah. I'm just sitting here thinking how horrible I'd feel if I had commissioned you in the past, and I had come saying "oh, just my character", and "oh, I'd like them to be doing xxx", only to read this and wonder, Did my character doing xxx piss off Nedoiko? Why didn't they tell me directly, rather than posting this kind of journal? You're not calling out anyone or anything, but everyone has widely different kinks and tastes and whatnot, and without a clear outline of what you do and don't do, how can anyone avoid making you accidentally uncomfortable?I'm sure everyone who comes to you asking for commissions adores your art, and none of them would want to deliberately offend you or annoy you. And yes, there's going to be a bunch of people who ask about commissions even if you post up a journal saying "no commissions, but if there's an exception, I don't do x, y, or z", but they're going to be less of them than if you don't post anything at all. You can even direct them to the journal, adding a little link in the profile description, since that's what they're going to look at before sending over a note, anyway.

Well, ive been using this as some sort of comission sheet http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11963025/ is makeshift but in the rules there was statted asking about fetishes and a small list of noes, preffer people to always ask first before paying (and trust me, manny want to pay me before even knowing what they want drawn, ive deal a lot wiuth the "can i pay you now?")

And, i know some people may feel uncomfortable with the idea of "having accidentally make me unconfortable" but im a pretty chill-polite person in my own opinion and i can handle peoples ideas even if theire unconfortable, the only thing is that it was either me feeling secretly uncomfortable forever when i take comissions, or posting this yournal, you guys feel unconfortable for a while, I tell you that "its fine, just ask first next time, i dont have anything against you" because thats the case, and we move along with a better artist-comissioner relationship.

I can understand how frustrating that must be, but I am curious if it would be the just as frustrating if somebody gave you the option to choose from a list of ideas they have.

Nedo, I want you to draw Jessie.

...

And I want you to draw him with his legs folded up like a pretzel while using the American Sign Language gesture for "Clown," while a flock of white doves fly overhead in a parabolic pattern, with every 3rd dove leaving a trail of dodecahedron-shaped stars, which are rainbow-colored. Every side of the stars must be an opposite color of the one adjacent to it.

Also, Jessie has seven cocks. Five on his crotch, two in place of his nipples.

and I want it done in Krita, not SAI.

And I want you to do it at 5 AM, and do it during a stream in which you are playing the soundtrack from Starship Troopers.

And after that, things will get REEEEEEALLY complicated!

I would want a really nice picture done of my character undergoing pet-play or BDSM >A< I wish you were open in all honesty!