Wow, I hate state troopers now... or at least one in particular. I'm driving home from work in the far left lane (the fast lane) on a 3 lane highway, no one ahead or behind me. A state trooper switches lanes behind me and on go the lights.

Turns out I was going 81 on a 65mph highway. In the fast lane. By myself, no one around. WHO WAS I ENDANGERING THAT I NEEDED TO BE TICKETED?

Jeez... and the best part! Oh, the best part! Since it's was over 80mph (barely) that means I get an automatic court date rather than just being able to pay a stupid fine and be on my way.