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An interview with Fenrir - Fursona Meme
10 years ago
All of my friends tagged me for their Fursona Meme, so I figure I'd play along a bit, use this as a small window into my mind as well as my universe. Since 2015 will have more focus on my universe and be more of a Lore year instead of a Vore year, I thought this'd be a fun "interview".
Everything is in-character and in-universe.. |3
Aesir Almanac Issue #88
Page: 54
Panel: Slice of Life
Journalist: Matteus W.
Subject: Fenrisulfr
Date: 3987.1.26
Location: [REDACTED]
Hello, loyal readers! Today, I've got a very special guest to interview. The Guardian of Valhalla himself! You may be wondering, "Matt, how did you come across the Guardian of Valhalla? I thought he was just a myth!" Well, he's a real person; I should know, since he's sitting right here next to me! And he's ready to answer my deep, cutting questions on this month's Slice of Life!
1.) What is your name?
Name's Fenrisulfr, but my friends call me Fenrir. You, however, may call me Guardian of Valhalla. Or just Guardian if you prefer.
2.)Alright then, Guardian. Do you know why you were named that?
The original Fenrisulfr was a Norse wolf God. I'm also a wolf god, though I'm not Norse.
3.) I see... Are you single or taken?
Single. Surprising, I know, but my work is important too.
4.) What sort of abilities or powers do you have?
Too many to count, but I can eat people, which allows me to cast all sorts of magic. I also craft lots of technology to supplement my magic.
5.) Stop being a Mary Sue!
Bitch, I eat people.
6.) What's your eye color?
Sclera is yellow, iris is black, pupil is glowing white. Cuz, like I said. I'm magic.
7.) Hair color?
The most regal shade of navy blue, with just a streak of silver down the middle.
8.) Any family?
All adopted, really. My brother Chance, my "son" Raphy, and my many, many pets, to name a few.
9.) What about pets?
Too many to count, but I do have some favorites.
10.) Now, tell me something you don't like.
Idiots mostly, as well as those with an undeserved ego. People trying to steal my mineral Altorite from my forest too, but they technically are classified as one of the previous.
11.) Any hobbies or activities you enjoy?
Not sure if eating people counts as a hobby, but I do enjoy it a lot. Sparring and creating new weaponry, armor, systems, and technology also occupy my spare time.
12.) Have you ever hurt anyone in any way?
Only if I have to.
13.) Ever killed anyone?
Me personally, yeah. Tons. Me indirectly, yeah. Countless.
14.) What kind of animal are you?
I'm a wolf deity. Also technically a werewolf, too.
15.) Name your worst habits.
Hunting people down, fucking them, and eating them whole. They are also my best habits, too!
16.) Do you look up to anyone?
My goddess Syn, but only when she's not being sarcastic and laughing at my expense.
17.) Gay, straight, or bi?
Gay, pretty much. Never really wanted to procreate.
18.) Do you go to school?
Why would a God need to go to school?
19.) Ever want to have to have kids one day?
Oh, of course. A couple of plump, juicy ones, maybe wrapped in bacon and with a sprinkle of spice... Wait, you're not talking about having them for lunch, are you?
20.) Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
Fucking. Tons.
21.) What are you most afraid of?
Not being able to protect the ones I love.
22.) What do you usually wear?
My loincloth, normally. Other times I wear my Materialization rings so I can conjure up my armor,The Crystal Warden. If not those, then I'm just a naked werewolf.
23.) What's one food that tempts you?
Humans... They're so greasy and packed full of preservatives, but they're so damn tasty...
24.) Am I annoying you?
Mildly, but it's nice to be interviewed sometimes. Nice to have someone take an interest in how things are actually run in Valhalla.
25.) Well, It's still not over.
Better make it worth your time then, and ask some good questions.
26.) What class are you?
Lightning Bruiser.
27.) How many friends do you have?
I am liked by many, feared by more, and known by all.
28.) What are your thoughts on pie?
It's a curious confection that seems to have found it's peak in Julian, CA. I try to sneak over there from time to time and have a slice of their famous apple pie.
30.) What's your favorite drink?
Coconut milkshakes are one of my favorites, if not an alcoholic drink humans call a Pina Colada.
31.) What's your favorite place?
Anywhere in my Citadel. Otherwise, there's a beautiful hill known as the Lunar Gaze which gives the best view of the moon on clear nights. I like to take walks out there sometimes and just stare at the moon.
32.) Are you interested in anyone?
Quite a few, but I'm playing it loose to see if some of my crushes will be perfect matches or not.
33.) Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
Well, Valhalla has several amazing lakes, some of which look like oceans. All of them freshwater. I don't think I'd enjoy swimming in saltwater, seeing as how it'd mat my fur, so freshwater lakes it is.
34.) What's your type?
Short, skinny, subby and salacious. Also, preyish, but that doesn't start with an S.
35.) Did you notice there was no question 29?
Yes, but I just thought you were bad at counting.
36.) Camping or indoors?
Both, really. I love being outdoors under the stars as much as I love being inside working on something. Only thing I dislike on both counts is insects.
37.) Well, that's all. Thanks for your time. Who would you like to see answer these questions?
I'm sure all my friends are sick of filling these out, but why don't you stick around for dinner...? I've been eyeing you all day, and I must say, I'm curious how well your flavor matches your scent. And how well that would pair with a cold Pina Colada...
[REDACTED]
Editor's Notes: A missing persons report for Matteus W. was filed a day after this interview was submitted, by his wife Angelina W. He had not come home the night of the interview, nor shown up to work the next day. Once the issue was released, Matteus suddenly appeared at work the next day with no memory of interviewing the Guardian of Valhalla, including how he came across the Guardian in order to interview him at all. It's in this editor's opinion that [REDACTED].
Everything is in-character and in-universe.. |3
Aesir Almanac Issue #88
Page: 54
Panel: Slice of Life
Journalist: Matteus W.
Subject: Fenrisulfr
Date: 3987.1.26
Location: [REDACTED]
Hello, loyal readers! Today, I've got a very special guest to interview. The Guardian of Valhalla himself! You may be wondering, "Matt, how did you come across the Guardian of Valhalla? I thought he was just a myth!" Well, he's a real person; I should know, since he's sitting right here next to me! And he's ready to answer my deep, cutting questions on this month's Slice of Life!
1.) What is your name?
Name's Fenrisulfr, but my friends call me Fenrir. You, however, may call me Guardian of Valhalla. Or just Guardian if you prefer.
2.)Alright then, Guardian. Do you know why you were named that?
The original Fenrisulfr was a Norse wolf God. I'm also a wolf god, though I'm not Norse.
3.) I see... Are you single or taken?
Single. Surprising, I know, but my work is important too.
4.) What sort of abilities or powers do you have?
Too many to count, but I can eat people, which allows me to cast all sorts of magic. I also craft lots of technology to supplement my magic.
5.) Stop being a Mary Sue!
Bitch, I eat people.
6.) What's your eye color?
Sclera is yellow, iris is black, pupil is glowing white. Cuz, like I said. I'm magic.
7.) Hair color?
The most regal shade of navy blue, with just a streak of silver down the middle.
8.) Any family?
All adopted, really. My brother Chance, my "son" Raphy, and my many, many pets, to name a few.
9.) What about pets?
Too many to count, but I do have some favorites.
10.) Now, tell me something you don't like.
Idiots mostly, as well as those with an undeserved ego. People trying to steal my mineral Altorite from my forest too, but they technically are classified as one of the previous.
11.) Any hobbies or activities you enjoy?
Not sure if eating people counts as a hobby, but I do enjoy it a lot. Sparring and creating new weaponry, armor, systems, and technology also occupy my spare time.
12.) Have you ever hurt anyone in any way?
Only if I have to.
13.) Ever killed anyone?
Me personally, yeah. Tons. Me indirectly, yeah. Countless.
14.) What kind of animal are you?
I'm a wolf deity. Also technically a werewolf, too.
15.) Name your worst habits.
Hunting people down, fucking them, and eating them whole. They are also my best habits, too!
16.) Do you look up to anyone?
My goddess Syn, but only when she's not being sarcastic and laughing at my expense.
17.) Gay, straight, or bi?
Gay, pretty much. Never really wanted to procreate.
18.) Do you go to school?
Why would a God need to go to school?
19.) Ever want to have to have kids one day?
Oh, of course. A couple of plump, juicy ones, maybe wrapped in bacon and with a sprinkle of spice... Wait, you're not talking about having them for lunch, are you?
20.) Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
Fucking. Tons.
21.) What are you most afraid of?
Not being able to protect the ones I love.
22.) What do you usually wear?
My loincloth, normally. Other times I wear my Materialization rings so I can conjure up my armor,The Crystal Warden. If not those, then I'm just a naked werewolf.
23.) What's one food that tempts you?
Humans... They're so greasy and packed full of preservatives, but they're so damn tasty...
24.) Am I annoying you?
Mildly, but it's nice to be interviewed sometimes. Nice to have someone take an interest in how things are actually run in Valhalla.
25.) Well, It's still not over.
Better make it worth your time then, and ask some good questions.
26.) What class are you?
Lightning Bruiser.
27.) How many friends do you have?
I am liked by many, feared by more, and known by all.
28.) What are your thoughts on pie?
It's a curious confection that seems to have found it's peak in Julian, CA. I try to sneak over there from time to time and have a slice of their famous apple pie.
30.) What's your favorite drink?
Coconut milkshakes are one of my favorites, if not an alcoholic drink humans call a Pina Colada.
31.) What's your favorite place?
Anywhere in my Citadel. Otherwise, there's a beautiful hill known as the Lunar Gaze which gives the best view of the moon on clear nights. I like to take walks out there sometimes and just stare at the moon.
32.) Are you interested in anyone?
Quite a few, but I'm playing it loose to see if some of my crushes will be perfect matches or not.
33.) Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
Well, Valhalla has several amazing lakes, some of which look like oceans. All of them freshwater. I don't think I'd enjoy swimming in saltwater, seeing as how it'd mat my fur, so freshwater lakes it is.
34.) What's your type?
Short, skinny, subby and salacious. Also, preyish, but that doesn't start with an S.
35.) Did you notice there was no question 29?
Yes, but I just thought you were bad at counting.
36.) Camping or indoors?
Both, really. I love being outdoors under the stars as much as I love being inside working on something. Only thing I dislike on both counts is insects.
37.) Well, that's all. Thanks for your time. Who would you like to see answer these questions?
I'm sure all my friends are sick of filling these out, but why don't you stick around for dinner...? I've been eyeing you all day, and I must say, I'm curious how well your flavor matches your scent. And how well that would pair with a cold Pina Colada...
[REDACTED]
Editor's Notes: A missing persons report for Matteus W. was filed a day after this interview was submitted, by his wife Angelina W. He had not come home the night of the interview, nor shown up to work the next day. Once the issue was released, Matteus suddenly appeared at work the next day with no memory of interviewing the Guardian of Valhalla, including how he came across the Guardian in order to interview him at all. It's in this editor's opinion that [REDACTED].
JagKitty
~jagkitty
Such a fatty wuff
Fenrisulfr
~fenrisulfr
OP
You know you love it. ;3
ThecatboyFelix
~thecatboyfelix
-toothy cat grin-
cursedmark
~cursedmark
YOU ARE NOT ALUCARD. probably the only one that will catch that referance
Taluthus
~taluthus
Interesting. I should perhaps do one of these
Purpleman44
~purpleman44
O _O
