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Serious Nintendo discussions with my brother:
11 years ago
General
Laroid: Renamon, Krystal, and Lucario are the unholy trinity of wrong furriness
kenket: You forgot Bowser
Laroid: Bowser is even a factor?
kenket: Yes
Laroid: He is like sub-ground level on the furry spectrum
Laroid: not compared to the above three
kenket: I suppose
Laroid: I mean I hope he is more popular than I thought because villains don't get enough love
Laroid: and clearly all he ever wanted was Peach to love him
Laroid: it's a tragic tale
Laroid: instead she runs off with a obese mushroom-chomping plumber
Laroid: She's basically saying she'd rather make out with Bob Hoskin's armpit hair than return the affections of someone who's already royalty
Laroid: that got a bit colourful
Laroid: I'm just seeing it from the villain's view, you know?
Laroid: just because he looks different and has some mild psychotic traits
Laroid: The only worse moral I know in a video game is the whole slavery thing in Pokemon
Laroid: also there was that minor instance where Bowser tried to destroy the Universe in Galaxy
kenket: LOL
kenket: wow
kenket: choking on laughter
Laroid: this is serious social commentary
kenket: You forgot Bowser
Laroid: Bowser is even a factor?
kenket: Yes
Laroid: He is like sub-ground level on the furry spectrum
Laroid: not compared to the above three
kenket: I suppose
Laroid: I mean I hope he is more popular than I thought because villains don't get enough love
Laroid: and clearly all he ever wanted was Peach to love him
Laroid: it's a tragic tale
Laroid: instead she runs off with a obese mushroom-chomping plumber
Laroid: She's basically saying she'd rather make out with Bob Hoskin's armpit hair than return the affections of someone who's already royalty
Laroid: that got a bit colourful
Laroid: I'm just seeing it from the villain's view, you know?
Laroid: just because he looks different and has some mild psychotic traits
Laroid: The only worse moral I know in a video game is the whole slavery thing in Pokemon
Laroid: also there was that minor instance where Bowser tried to destroy the Universe in Galaxy
kenket: LOL
kenket: wow
kenket: choking on laughter
Laroid: this is serious social commentary
Seriously though, that was great
I'd understand Magikoopas or the airships the Koopalings have but.... Jets? Poachers? No.
Nah, bro. Nah.
Well, that's not what I've heard...
kenket: Bowser is going through a LOT of effort for an asexual romance
Laroid: He already has like eight kids though
kenket: true
kenket: I'm not sure they can cross-breed tho.
kenket: This is getting very complicated
Laroid: Let's all talk about that for 50 comments
Laroid: the reproductive details of a Bowser and a human
Laroid: such appeal
kenket: And someone will come along who's fursona is a human Koopa hybrid
kenket: With Krystal acting as the surrogate mother
kenket: Later to be raised by a gay Lucario/Renamon couple
Laroid: Like that I have a new fanfic
Only goes to prove that Bowser isn't into this whole asexual deal.
But now I'm wondering: Was there ever any official info on who the mother of those Koopa kids is? And does Bowser himself have parents, for that matter? I remember there's a game or two featuring Baby/Kid Bowser.
Only Bowser Jr. was Bowser's son. And Bowser Jr's Mother is still unknow, tho.
Plus I think Laroid would not like me to much, being a spawn of lucario and renamon compined. ROFL
Mario only wants peach for her kingdom and forces her to make cakes for him all the time.
Bowser loves Peach and wants to rescue her. And Peach loves Bowser. I mean, how hard could it be for Peach, who has an entire kingdom at her diposal, to get some guards that could stop all those 'kidnapping attempts'?
But every time that drug addict plumber comes to get Peach back, so he doesn't loose his influence over Mushroom Kingdom.
Imma nerd about these things
For what it's worth, I've seen some pretty screwed up Yoshi art too.