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Sass Master 680
10 years ago
1. First thought in the morning?
Why is it morning already?
2. Are you more of a coffee or alcohol drinker?
I expected the second beverage to be tea, not alcohol. Usually people compare tea and coffee, not coffee and alcohol. But I personally drink more coffee than alcohol.
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Hahaha naw bro.
4. Do you plan outfits?
Not really. I usually grab whatever happens to be on the ground. Or whatever is first in the drawer/closet. Unless I'm going out somewhere special.
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Full and content and a wee bit tired and kind of horny but mostly just lazy.
6. Whats the closest thing to you that's red?
The blood of my enemies.
7. What would you do if you opened your door and saw a dead body?
Wonder who brought me a present and didn't leave a card.
8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
I was in bed with Lee Pace.
9. Three of your current feelings?
Did I not just answer this question?????
10. What are you craving right now?
Honestly, nothing. Maybe hot men or something.
11. Turn ons?
Neck kisses, ear nibbles, submitting to my every demand.
12. Turn offs?
Some people's faces and/or personalities.
13. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
......a cabbage...
14. When was the last time you cried? Why?
Watching the last Hobbit film because iT WAS SAD OK
15. If you could be a superhero, who would you want to be?
Muthafukin' BATMAN
16. Did the one person who hurt you most in your life apologize?
Ahahahahahahahahahaha I will laugh at this question for 500 years.
17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
If I bit ice cream I'd start flailing around and making weird noises. I lick that shit.
18. Favorite movie ever?
GODSPELL <3
19. Do you like yourself?
I'm okay I guess.
20. Have you ever met a celebrity?
I have met tons of celebrities.
21. Could you handle being in the military?
No I'm not gonna waste my life fighting some dumb ass wars. How about spreading peace and love instead?!
22. What are you listening to right now?
The sound of the patriarch dying.
Or The Used.
23. How many countries have you visited?
I visit one every day. Mostly because I have no choice and also live in it.
24. Are your parents strict?
Naw.
25. Would you go sky diving?
I want to, but like, maybe when I'm 80 or something. Y'know, in case I die.
26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
Sure, if he's paying!
27. What's on your mind right now?
Plans for tonight, job interview soon, how hot Lee Pace is...
28. Is there anything you want to say to someone?
Isn't there always?
29. Have you ever been in a castle?
YES I HAVE I've been in like, two castles.
30. Do you rent movies often?
I was seriously about to laugh at this question but then I remembered the library rents movies and hell yeah I actually rent movies all the time.
31. Whats your zodiac sign?
Taurus.
32. When was the last time you had sex?
The last time your mom left the house.
33. Name five facts about yourself.
- I only wear toe socks
- I'm actually a natural blonde
- I practice witchcraft
- Bunnies are the best things in life
- I've used a strap-on more times than I'm willing to admit.
34. Ever had a near death experience? If so, what happened?
I met Chester.
35. Do you believe in karma or predestiny?
Of course I do. What goes around comes around.
36. Brown or white eggs?
Easter eggs.
37. Do you own something from Hot Topic?
I own too many things from Hot Topic.
38. Ever been on a train?
What the heck kinda question is this, who HASN'T been on a train??
39. Ever been in love?
Mhm.
40. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you do it?
Fuck yes. Bring on all the ghosts! I've watched Supernatural enough to know I'd be prepared.
41. If you could trade places with any person living or dead, who would you trade places with?
Hmm if Lee Pace has a love interest I would trade places with that person.
42. If you could shorten your life expectancy by 10 years to become more attractive, would you do it?
Yup.
43. Whom do you admire and why?
I literally cannot answer this question without writing a fucking book. I admire Joel Osteen though. A lot.
44. What was your favorite bedtime story as a child?
I Am A Book by Roger Hargreaves.
45. You’re walking down the street, you come across a burning building. A woman says her baby is trapped inside, what would you do?
Call the cops and wonder why she hasn't??
46. If you could choose the future profession of your son or daughter, would you?
How about I choose a future profession for myself first before thinking about my imaginary children.
47. What was your best experience on drugs or alcohol?
The roof incident.
48. What was your worst experience on drugs or alcohol?
I don't think I've had any.
50. As you're walking down the street you find a suitcase full of money sitting next to a parked car, would you take it?
Hell yeah.
51. If you found that a close friend has AIDS, would you still hang out with them?
Obviously. What kind of asshole would abandon their friends after hearing something like that?
52. In front of you are 10 pistols, 5 of which are loaded. If you survive you’d receive 100 million dollars. Would you be willing to place 1 to your head and pull the trigger?
Nope. I enjoy living, thanks.
53. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
Uhhhhhhhh maybe 15?
54. Do you believe in ghosts, werewolves or vampires?
Ghosts, yes. There are no real werewolves/vampires. Well not ones like the mythos surrounding them, anyways.
55. If you could live forever, would you want to?
Naw bro. Watch everyone I've ever loved die? Not worth it.
56. Which fictional movie character most resembles who you are?
I have no idea. I think a lot of traits from different characters.
57. If you could go back in time, which time period would you visit?
Probably the 80s. I could see Tiny Tim :)
58. If they were to televise a live execution, would you watch it?
Depends who it was, but probably.
59. If you could be the president of the USA, would you be willing to do it?
Fuck no. I mean I'd love to be able to change a lot of things, but apparently there are rules and you can't just change shit.
60. If you could choose the sex of your unborn child, would you want to?
No, it can choose it's own sex, thanks.
61. Would you rather live longer or be wealthy?
Be wealthy, only because I'd be able to do more with my life. If I had the money I'd be able to travel to where I want to go and do the things I want to do.
Why is it morning already?
2. Are you more of a coffee or alcohol drinker?
I expected the second beverage to be tea, not alcohol. Usually people compare tea and coffee, not coffee and alcohol. But I personally drink more coffee than alcohol.
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Hahaha naw bro.
4. Do you plan outfits?
Not really. I usually grab whatever happens to be on the ground. Or whatever is first in the drawer/closet. Unless I'm going out somewhere special.
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Full and content and a wee bit tired and kind of horny but mostly just lazy.
6. Whats the closest thing to you that's red?
The blood of my enemies.
7. What would you do if you opened your door and saw a dead body?
Wonder who brought me a present and didn't leave a card.
8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
I was in bed with Lee Pace.
9. Three of your current feelings?
Did I not just answer this question?????
10. What are you craving right now?
Honestly, nothing. Maybe hot men or something.
11. Turn ons?
Neck kisses, ear nibbles, submitting to my every demand.
12. Turn offs?
Some people's faces and/or personalities.
13. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
......a cabbage...
14. When was the last time you cried? Why?
Watching the last Hobbit film because iT WAS SAD OK
15. If you could be a superhero, who would you want to be?
Muthafukin' BATMAN
16. Did the one person who hurt you most in your life apologize?
Ahahahahahahahahahaha I will laugh at this question for 500 years.
17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
If I bit ice cream I'd start flailing around and making weird noises. I lick that shit.
18. Favorite movie ever?
GODSPELL <3
19. Do you like yourself?
I'm okay I guess.
20. Have you ever met a celebrity?
I have met tons of celebrities.
21. Could you handle being in the military?
No I'm not gonna waste my life fighting some dumb ass wars. How about spreading peace and love instead?!
22. What are you listening to right now?
The sound of the patriarch dying.
Or The Used.
23. How many countries have you visited?
I visit one every day. Mostly because I have no choice and also live in it.
24. Are your parents strict?
Naw.
25. Would you go sky diving?
I want to, but like, maybe when I'm 80 or something. Y'know, in case I die.
26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
Sure, if he's paying!
27. What's on your mind right now?
Plans for tonight, job interview soon, how hot Lee Pace is...
28. Is there anything you want to say to someone?
Isn't there always?
29. Have you ever been in a castle?
YES I HAVE I've been in like, two castles.
30. Do you rent movies often?
I was seriously about to laugh at this question but then I remembered the library rents movies and hell yeah I actually rent movies all the time.
31. Whats your zodiac sign?
Taurus.
32. When was the last time you had sex?
The last time your mom left the house.
33. Name five facts about yourself.
- I only wear toe socks
- I'm actually a natural blonde
- I practice witchcraft
- Bunnies are the best things in life
- I've used a strap-on more times than I'm willing to admit.
34. Ever had a near death experience? If so, what happened?
I met Chester.
35. Do you believe in karma or predestiny?
Of course I do. What goes around comes around.
36. Brown or white eggs?
Easter eggs.
37. Do you own something from Hot Topic?
I own too many things from Hot Topic.
38. Ever been on a train?
What the heck kinda question is this, who HASN'T been on a train??
39. Ever been in love?
Mhm.
40. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you do it?
Fuck yes. Bring on all the ghosts! I've watched Supernatural enough to know I'd be prepared.
41. If you could trade places with any person living or dead, who would you trade places with?
Hmm if Lee Pace has a love interest I would trade places with that person.
42. If you could shorten your life expectancy by 10 years to become more attractive, would you do it?
Yup.
43. Whom do you admire and why?
I literally cannot answer this question without writing a fucking book. I admire Joel Osteen though. A lot.
44. What was your favorite bedtime story as a child?
I Am A Book by Roger Hargreaves.
45. You’re walking down the street, you come across a burning building. A woman says her baby is trapped inside, what would you do?
Call the cops and wonder why she hasn't??
46. If you could choose the future profession of your son or daughter, would you?
How about I choose a future profession for myself first before thinking about my imaginary children.
47. What was your best experience on drugs or alcohol?
The roof incident.
48. What was your worst experience on drugs or alcohol?
I don't think I've had any.
50. As you're walking down the street you find a suitcase full of money sitting next to a parked car, would you take it?
Hell yeah.
51. If you found that a close friend has AIDS, would you still hang out with them?
Obviously. What kind of asshole would abandon their friends after hearing something like that?
52. In front of you are 10 pistols, 5 of which are loaded. If you survive you’d receive 100 million dollars. Would you be willing to place 1 to your head and pull the trigger?
Nope. I enjoy living, thanks.
53. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
Uhhhhhhhh maybe 15?
54. Do you believe in ghosts, werewolves or vampires?
Ghosts, yes. There are no real werewolves/vampires. Well not ones like the mythos surrounding them, anyways.
55. If you could live forever, would you want to?
Naw bro. Watch everyone I've ever loved die? Not worth it.
56. Which fictional movie character most resembles who you are?
I have no idea. I think a lot of traits from different characters.
57. If you could go back in time, which time period would you visit?
Probably the 80s. I could see Tiny Tim :)
58. If they were to televise a live execution, would you watch it?
Depends who it was, but probably.
59. If you could be the president of the USA, would you be willing to do it?
Fuck no. I mean I'd love to be able to change a lot of things, but apparently there are rules and you can't just change shit.
60. If you could choose the sex of your unborn child, would you want to?
No, it can choose it's own sex, thanks.
61. Would you rather live longer or be wealthy?
Be wealthy, only because I'd be able to do more with my life. If I had the money I'd be able to travel to where I want to go and do the things I want to do.
I can only assume you do the same flail dance I do when I bite ice-cream. Two things in life that have to be licked, ice-cream and pussy....cats
I don't suppose we'll ever hear about this roof incident?? I've never taken drugs but I have a close buddy who did 'the pot' and walked into a tree/stobbie pole. How I wish I was there to see that.
Next time I'm Skype I shall tell you about the roof incident. It's one that seemingly everyone around here knows. Even people I've never met before know about the roof incident :P
You know what, I wouldn't be suprised. I'm usually the last to know about stuff haha, i'll hold you to your word ma'am :P.
Also hella rad display pic, your 'sona looks awesomely done
Thank you! The icon was done by my friend