NSFW Meme (18+Only)
11 years ago
Everyone needs a theme song to their life, I have found mine.
https://youtu.be/NZf15xVrOW8
Here's one that will take you back in time. Let yourself get washed over with nostalgia by this song. ❤️❤️❤️
https://youtu.be/KbetxHAfU4M
And this one, this one has a special place in my heart, I can only think about the girl I am secretly, and seriously crushing on.
https://youtu.be/Mypzmkpv1o4
https://youtu.be/NZf15xVrOW8
Here's one that will take you back in time. Let yourself get washed over with nostalgia by this song. ❤️❤️❤️
https://youtu.be/KbetxHAfU4M
And this one, this one has a special place in my heart, I can only think about the girl I am secretly, and seriously crushing on.
https://youtu.be/Mypzmkpv1o4
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1. Do you watch/read pornography?
Last I checked I'm on here, aren't I?
2. Would you ever consider making (acting or directing) a porno?
I don't know? I've done it once or twice in the past, I'd have to see how my mate felt about it.
3. What age did you lose your virginity?
18
4. Are there any friends you've thought about sex with?
There may have been in the past, but I am very loyal to my mate.
5. Any of your friends you HAVE had sex with?
None. And it's hard for my mate and I, since we live in two different states atm.
6. Someone famous you would have sex with?
Jake Gyllenhaal, he's super cute!
7. Attracted to (men/women)?
Both. But my mate is gradually steering me past women.
8. Do you masturbate?
Well being since I'm not currently living with my mate, you do the math lol.
9. Would you rather oral or anal?
Both. But I'm typically oral.
10. Would you rather be the dominant partner, or the submissive partner in a relationship?
My mate says I'm the more dominant one in our relationship, the Alpha wolf. But sometimes the femboy in me likes to emerge and be submissive as well.
11. Would you ever want to be tied?
I've been tied up in the past, it's kinda fun.
12. Would you ever want to tie someone up?
I always tease my mate, saying I'd like to tie him down to one of his custom squeaky toys.
13. Ever offered to tie someone up?
No
14. Anyone ever offered to tie you up?
An ex.
15. Would you rather your sexual partner be shaved, or unshaved?
Either is fine, but then again aren't most guys supposed to be a little hairy? >.> <.<
16. Are you a flirt?
I tend to be, but again I am loyal to my mate.
17. Do you own sexy underwear?
I do. I have several pairs of Evolve underwear that I own that I like, I also have a pair of girly undies, for when my femboy side comes out. *blushes and wags*
18. Pee games?
Not a big fan of watersports.
19. Your weakness?
Messing with my ears! (in any such way) *murrs lustfully*
20. Favorite features on a sexual partner?
Everything, I love my silly foxy!
21. Your best features are?
I've been told I have a nice ass, I also like my eyes.
22. Would you have sex with music playing?
Yes, I've done it a few times.
23. If yes, what song?
Anything sexy like.
24. Favorite word for sex (fucking, humping, shagging…)?
Fucking!
25. Whispering or screaming?
I think it's sweet, and a bit of a turn on when my mate whispers into my ears. And I have usually been known to moan pretty loudly in the past.
26. When you want to have sex with someone, what do you do about it?
Again, since my mate and I aren't living together yet I usually have to resort to masturbating, or yiff one of my custom inflatable toys. *blushes*
27. Would you consider tying up someone and hurting them / being tied and having someone hurt you?
Not so much. I don't know how my mate would feel about this, and I can handle a little bit of pain, but it's not my biggest turn-on.
28. Would you consider tying someone up and tickling them / being tied and having someone tickle you?
I'm old-fashioned, I prefer tickling outright.
29. Would you rather be on top
My mate has told me in the past he's more of a bottom person, so I guess that answers this question. Lol
30. Sex on a holiday? (Easter/Halloween/etc..)
Sure! Although George Carlin once stated you can't have sex during Thanksgiving, because all the coats are on the bed.
And can you imagine sex on Christmas and Easter?
(Christmas sex) *sings* "Here cums Santa Claus, here cums Santa Claus. Right down Santa Claus Lane!" *partner* "Will you shut up!"
(Easter sex) "Jesus has risen! Jesus is cummin'!" *partner* "That's it! Fuck you!"
31. How much would you do for your sexual partner?
I would do anything for my foxy.
32.Threesome?
Something I've done in the past, and trust me it's nothing to write home about, and it's usually something you end up regretting later on. So, no.
33. Sex before marriage?
I've done it in the past, twice, before tying the knot I don't see why I should be bothered by it, or stop now. Lol
34. Something that's important in sex that most people overlook?
Total love in your partner.
35. Pussyfart.
Ewwww, pussy! *shakes his with a look of disgust on his face*
36. Tongue in your private area?
Mmmm, yes please!
37. Tongue in your bellybutton?
You don't know where my bellybutton has been!
38. Tongue on your other private areas? (female)
N/A
39. Zodiac sign (yours, and sexual partner's)?
I'm an Aquarius and he's a Gemini.
40. Tips to turn you on?
Messing with my ears (nibbling, biting, kissing) is a sure fire way to turn me on, or if you've got an inflatable toy on you at the time, just tease me with it, or sensually play with it yourself. ;3 *blushes, wags, and starts to get hard* ^///^
racehorse56
~racehorse56
Um you talked dirty
Tico_the_Timberwolf
~ticothetimberwolf
OP
I likes talking dirty!
morphy_darkstone
~morphydarkstone
my virgin ears cant take listening to this!!!!!
Tico_the_Timberwolf
~ticothetimberwolf
OP
Sex! Sex! Sex! Fucking! Blowjob! Dick! Cock! Hehehe
racehorse56
~racehorse56
I may have to block you cause it seems work doesn't like this porn....lol
racehorse56
~racehorse56
Hay, where can I find your porn videos online?
morphy_darkstone
~morphydarkstone
you can find his porn by googling pepper from american horror story... hehehe
racehorse56
~racehorse56
If he needs money my current bid is ten dollars.
morphy_darkstone
~morphydarkstone
you beat my bid, mine was only a buck two fifty
racehorse56
~racehorse56
You must not desire to see his anaconda as bad as I. Lucky fox
morphy_darkstone
~morphydarkstone
well from what i can tell its a boa constrictor and it would definately choke ya
racehorse56
~racehorse56
Muuu ha ha ha
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