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10 years ago
Brought to you by late-night TMI conversations
Stolen from Niki
1. Do you watch/read pornography?
Honestly, not really. On the rare occasion maybe but like, it's gotta be some damn good porn or it's just not worth my time. Occasionally I read some gay fanfiction that may or may not have to do with a certain human and his angel.
2. Would you ever consider making (acting or directing) a porno?
Ahaha I've done amateur stuff/used my own camera. But like, if someone were to pay me? Depends how much they were willing to pay lol
3. Are there any friends you've thought about sex with?
Ahaha, of course.
4. Any of your friends you HAVE had sex with?
Eeeyup.
5. Someone famous you would have sex with?
Lee Pace, Benedict Cumberbatch, Tom Hiddleston, Chester Bennington, Tim Curry, Thomas Gibson, Tobin Bell, Costas Mandylor, Ville Valo, Bert McCracken...the list goes on.
6. Attracted to (men/women)?
I am pansexual so I am attracted to everyone. I have a weird thing for crossdressers though O.o
7. Do you masturbate?
Yup.
8. Would you rather oral or anal?
Oral. No buttsex for me.
9. Would you rather be the dominant partner, or the submissive partner in a relationship?
I like to switch it up but I am mostly a sub.
10. Would you ever want to be tied?
Mhm. Done that. Well, with handcuffs. Not rope. Yet.
11. Would you ever want to tie someone up?
Hells yeah. Done that too though.
12. Ever offered to tie someone up?
Yup.
13. Anyone ever offered to tie you up?
Yuuuup.
14. Would you rather your sexual partner be shaved, or unshaved?
It doesn't really matter as long as everything is neat and clean. Though I do prefer women be shaved as much as possible.
15. Are you a flirt?
Aha, I've been told I can be ;)
16. Do you own sexy underwear?
Of course!
17. Pee games?
EW GOSH NO EW EW EW
18. Your weakness?
Jawlines, arm muscles, cheekbones, eyebrows.
Massive penises.
19. Favorite features on a sexual partner?
Eyes, hair, curves, muscles.
20. Your best features are?
I'm told my eyes are. And my butt.
21. Would you have sex with music playing?
Totally. "Sound Effects and Overdramatics" by The Used is a good one to have rough kinky sex to.
22. If yes, what song?
"Noise and Kisses" by The Used as a foreplay song followed by their song "Sound Effects and Overdramatics"
23. Favorite word for sex (fucking, humping, shagging…)?
Frick frack.
24. Whispering or screaming?
Moaning. It is the hottest thing when men moan. Guys, please do this more.
25. When you want to have sex with someone, what do you do about it?
Usually nothing but if it's a mutual want then why not just bang, right? I do prefer to be in a relationship with those I have sex with though. But sometimes there are exceptions.
26. Would you consider tying up someone and hurting them / being tied and having someone hurt you?
If that's what we both want and agree to, sure ;)
27. Would you consider tying someone up and tickling them / being tied and having someone tickle you?
Nooooo, definitely not.
28. Would you rather be on top?
I enjoy being in top but if given the choice, I'd rather be the bottom.
29. Sex on a holiday? (Easter/Halloween/etc..)
How about sex every day?
30. How much would you do for your sexual partner?
Depends what they ask, really. As long as no butts are involved I'm pretty much game for anything.
31.Threesome?
Eehhhh, not really my thing. Unless both dudes are super super super hot. Or twins. That would be super hot. I need to meet some twins.
32. Sex before marriage?
Yessir.
33. Something that's important in sex that most people overlook?
Communication and trust.
34. Pussyfart.
Oh gosh XD
35. Tongue in your private area?
Fuck yes.
36. Tongue in your bellybutton?
.............no why would that even be a thing??
37. Tongue on your other private areas? (female)
Go for it.
38. Zodiac sign?
Taurus.
39. Tips to turn you on?
Neck kisses, ear nibbles, pictures of Lee Pace...XD
Stolen from Niki
1. Do you watch/read pornography?
Honestly, not really. On the rare occasion maybe but like, it's gotta be some damn good porn or it's just not worth my time. Occasionally I read some gay fanfiction that may or may not have to do with a certain human and his angel.
2. Would you ever consider making (acting or directing) a porno?
Ahaha I've done amateur stuff/used my own camera. But like, if someone were to pay me? Depends how much they were willing to pay lol
3. Are there any friends you've thought about sex with?
Ahaha, of course.
4. Any of your friends you HAVE had sex with?
Eeeyup.
5. Someone famous you would have sex with?
Lee Pace, Benedict Cumberbatch, Tom Hiddleston, Chester Bennington, Tim Curry, Thomas Gibson, Tobin Bell, Costas Mandylor, Ville Valo, Bert McCracken...the list goes on.
6. Attracted to (men/women)?
I am pansexual so I am attracted to everyone. I have a weird thing for crossdressers though O.o
7. Do you masturbate?
Yup.
8. Would you rather oral or anal?
Oral. No buttsex for me.
9. Would you rather be the dominant partner, or the submissive partner in a relationship?
I like to switch it up but I am mostly a sub.
10. Would you ever want to be tied?
Mhm. Done that. Well, with handcuffs. Not rope. Yet.
11. Would you ever want to tie someone up?
Hells yeah. Done that too though.
12. Ever offered to tie someone up?
Yup.
13. Anyone ever offered to tie you up?
Yuuuup.
14. Would you rather your sexual partner be shaved, or unshaved?
It doesn't really matter as long as everything is neat and clean. Though I do prefer women be shaved as much as possible.
15. Are you a flirt?
Aha, I've been told I can be ;)
16. Do you own sexy underwear?
Of course!
17. Pee games?
EW GOSH NO EW EW EW
18. Your weakness?
Jawlines, arm muscles, cheekbones, eyebrows.
Massive penises.
19. Favorite features on a sexual partner?
Eyes, hair, curves, muscles.
20. Your best features are?
I'm told my eyes are. And my butt.
21. Would you have sex with music playing?
Totally. "Sound Effects and Overdramatics" by The Used is a good one to have rough kinky sex to.
22. If yes, what song?
"Noise and Kisses" by The Used as a foreplay song followed by their song "Sound Effects and Overdramatics"
23. Favorite word for sex (fucking, humping, shagging…)?
Frick frack.
24. Whispering or screaming?
Moaning. It is the hottest thing when men moan. Guys, please do this more.
25. When you want to have sex with someone, what do you do about it?
Usually nothing but if it's a mutual want then why not just bang, right? I do prefer to be in a relationship with those I have sex with though. But sometimes there are exceptions.
26. Would you consider tying up someone and hurting them / being tied and having someone hurt you?
If that's what we both want and agree to, sure ;)
27. Would you consider tying someone up and tickling them / being tied and having someone tickle you?
Nooooo, definitely not.
28. Would you rather be on top?
I enjoy being in top but if given the choice, I'd rather be the bottom.
29. Sex on a holiday? (Easter/Halloween/etc..)
How about sex every day?
30. How much would you do for your sexual partner?
Depends what they ask, really. As long as no butts are involved I'm pretty much game for anything.
31.Threesome?
Eehhhh, not really my thing. Unless both dudes are super super super hot. Or twins. That would be super hot. I need to meet some twins.
32. Sex before marriage?
Yessir.
33. Something that's important in sex that most people overlook?
Communication and trust.
34. Pussyfart.
Oh gosh XD
35. Tongue in your private area?
Fuck yes.
36. Tongue in your bellybutton?
.............no why would that even be a thing??
37. Tongue on your other private areas? (female)
Go for it.
38. Zodiac sign?
Taurus.
39. Tips to turn you on?
Neck kisses, ear nibbles, pictures of Lee Pace...XD
Yeah, honestly, thats the only fan fiction I'll read x'DDD AND DAMN. There's some good ones.
Twin sex........
Well...
That'd be very interesting.
Until you get their names mixed up, LMFAO.
LOL hopefully they wouldn't mind if I got their names mixed up. Maybe I'd try and not scream their names XD
Have you seen how elaborate some rope work can be??