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Stolen from  Nickers and  Foxjump concurrently.

1. Do you watch/read pornography?
Read, yeah, but I don't watch. A friend basically learned to draw by copying porn frames, she's been trying to get me to study it a few times ("Like, the straight stuff where there's no body fat on anyone and those insane jackhammer poses. None of the lesbian ones that are really just straight girls acting like they don't know where a clitoris is."

2. Would you ever consider making (acting or directing) a porno?
Directing, maybe! Acting, no. I do have enough stamina for actual sex but I don't have the athleticism to reach those poses.

3. Are there any friends you've thought about sex with?
A couple... most of my fantasies are friends of friends, which is much less awkward.

4. Any of your friends you HAVE had sex with?
Yes, I did it on a train! (I have not done it on a plane. Nor with a goat.)

5. Someone famous you would have sex with?
I wouldn't know... I'm not as into actors as I am into politics, and very few of them are sexpots. Yul Brynner, Hugh Jackman, Albert Finney, any famous guy with a deep voice and strong hands. Alan Cumming. Jimmy Page. Barbara Stanwyck, maybe? You'd want me to say Audrey Hepburn but I'd just want to have coffee with her or something. Naya Riviera. Darren Criss. Denzel Washington.

6. Attracted to (men/women)?
Why not both?

7. Do you masturbate?
Who doesn't?

8. Would you rather oral or anal?
Oral, I guess. If their hygiene's bad they'll both be worse.

9. Would you rather be the dominant partner, or the submissive partner in a relationship?
I'm a complete switch. I don't like staying the same for long. It boils down, in practice, to "dom when I feel like I want to try something fun out" and "sub 90% of the time." Only to a gentle master, of course. Some of my fantasies are deplorably submissive...

10. Would you ever want to be tied?
Ankles, maybe. Or a leash or chain around my neck... murrs...

11. Would you ever want to tie someone up?
I'm good! I may have been a scout but my rope skills are mediocre.

12. Ever offered to tie someone up?
Never come up.

13. Anyone ever offered to tie you up?
I wish. (Like Frisbee Golf, I wanna try it once.)

14. Would you rather your sexual partner be shaved, or unshaved?
Either as long as it's trim and clean - and I do like bush quite a bit (and acknowledge that it's much shittier to shave), but you do realize the purpose of pubic hair is to smell bad? Musk? I'll err on the bald side.

15. Are you a flirt?
SHAMELESS AND WHORISH.

16. Do you own sexy underwear?
Boxers and T-Shirt bras for this one, lace doesn't do much for me. (I bought a pair of St. Patrick's day Novelty Green Garters last year only to discover it doesn't go around my hips. Nor the garters my thighs. Trans girl stuff is hard when NOTHING FITS.)

17. Pee games?
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeegh *wiggly hand gesture* I'll try it once if you beg me, darling, but I'll hate it a LOT and you will owe me BIG. It does nothing for me and feels really really gross.

18. Your weakness?
Deep sexy voices - a confident air, a supple face, a healthy emotional range, sensitive strong fingers - to its logical extent, William Shatner.

19. Favorite features on a sexual partner?
For guys, strong hands and arms, a soothing voice, a smooth face (Something about a guy with baby soft cheeks)
Curves on a girl, makeup game, boobs, often her arms. I am not a butt girl and I don't quite understand it...

20. Your best features are?
I have a very breathless, velvety baritone and I've gotten so many compliments about it...
Arms, hands... hair (takes extra care)... I have an inconveniently large penis, and that's a pain in the ass. I will never get why straight boys want it. I can't fit it anyplace. But if you're a size queen you might have some fun with it.

21. Would you have sex with music playing?
Of course!

22. If yes, what song?
Currently, this one really sultry orchestral version of "Whatever Lola Wants, Lola Gets..." Oooh! Can I get the Red Army Choir behind me? Just anything rich and really drawn out and vaguely tormented - Wagner makes great fucking music. I mean, "Parsifal" is basically orgasm denial in musical form.

23. Favorite word for sex (fucking, humping, shagging…)?
SHAGGING.

24. Whispering or screaming?
Low tones. Sultry vibrating voice box. Just above whispering.

25. When you want to have sex with someone, what do you do about it?
Ask them brazenly... I don't like lying to people about why I talk to them, I can't stifle my laughter even reading soft sell copy.

26. Would you consider tying up someone and hurting them / being tied and having someone hurt you?
I hate myself enough for both of us, darling. S&M isn't in my trick bag.

27. Would you consider tying someone up and tickling them / being tied and having someone tickle you?
...seems kinda pointless?

28. Would you rather be on top?
Frankly, the less I trust someone, the more I want to be on top.

29. Sex on a holiday? (Easter/Halloween/etc..)
What, in an easter bunny costume with candy canes up your butt? How is holiday sex any different?

30. How much would you do for your sexual partner?
I'll be their footstool for tolerating me as long as it takes to have sex x3

31.Threesome?
Harder to keep everyone happy, but the part I love about threesomes is the no-bullshit part.

32. Sex before marriage?
Yes

33. Something that's important in sex that most people overlook?
Communication, mutual respect, foreplay, the female orgasm, and aftercare...

34. Pussyfart.
Honey, it happens.

35. Tongue in your private area?
Aw ye.

36. Tongue in your bellybutton?
They taste disgusting. I'll pass.

37. Tongue on your other private areas? (female)
My nipples are mediocre.

38. Zodiac sign?
Pisces.

39. Tips to turn you on?
Massages. Lots of massages. Praise me, give me confidence. Give me something simple to perform that I can feel proud of myself for doing. I also find cunnilinguis super fun, so if you ever need a tongue...