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16 years ago
We Interrupt Our Scheduled Programme To Bring You This Important News Bulletin!:
[x] You woke up with a boner.
[x] You're taller than 5'5".
[] You don't hesitate to hit a bitch.
[] You like to get drunk and fight.
[] You drink beer.
[x] MEAT!
[] There are tissues close to your bed.
[x] You wear clothes that are larger than they need to be.
[x] You like dinosaurs.
[] You love sports. Always.
[x] Video games are better than the mall.
[x] Your curse like a sailor.
[x] You scratch your nuts in public.
[x] Your favourite colour is either Black, Blue, Green, or Red.
[] Your father (or father type) told you about sex.
[x] You can grow facial hair.
[] You like going to strip clubs, to see titties.
[x] You used to/still do collect pokemon/digimon cards, but not because they are "cute".
[x] You can lift over 60 lbs from the ground.
[x] You tend to be the one people call when there is a bug in the room.
[] You attended prom to get laid.
[] You devise complex plots and schemes so that you can see boobies.
[x] You show off bruises like badges of honor.
[x] You've had at least one dream about Chuck Norris
15/24
[] You get a period.
[] People say you're short.
[] You call attractive females "sluts".
[] You take an hour (+) to get ready for the day.
[x] You act like you can drink with the guys, but typically pass out.
[x] You don't eat unless someone else eats as much as you do, or more.
[] You wear make-up daily.
[x] You care about what you look like.
[x] You can cook and clean.
[] You NEED like more than 2 pairs of shoes.
[] You like to spend money with your friends.
[] You like wearing body spray/perfume.
[] Your favourite colour is Pink or Purple.
[] Your mom told you about sex.
[x] You looked at yourself in the mirror and questioned your beauty, or lack there of.
[] You use tits to your advantage.
[] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[] You have multiple purses, to match outfits.
[] You freak out when you see bugs in the room. (only huge spiders .w.)
[] You consider spending money a hobby.
[] You attended prom, to dress up.
[x] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[x] You had a dream you dated Johnny Depp.
5/24
[x] You're taller than 5'5".
[] You don't hesitate to hit a bitch.
[] You like to get drunk and fight.
[] You drink beer.
[x] MEAT!
[] There are tissues close to your bed.
[x] You wear clothes that are larger than they need to be.
[x] You like dinosaurs.
[] You love sports. Always.
[x] Video games are better than the mall.
[x] Your curse like a sailor.
[x] You scratch your nuts in public.
[x] Your favourite colour is either Black, Blue, Green, or Red.
[] Your father (or father type) told you about sex.
[x] You can grow facial hair.
[] You like going to strip clubs, to see titties.
[x] You used to/still do collect pokemon/digimon cards, but not because they are "cute".
[x] You can lift over 60 lbs from the ground.
[x] You tend to be the one people call when there is a bug in the room.
[] You attended prom to get laid.
[] You devise complex plots and schemes so that you can see boobies.
[x] You show off bruises like badges of honor.
[x] You've had at least one dream about Chuck Norris
15/24
[] You get a period.
[] People say you're short.
[] You call attractive females "sluts".
[] You take an hour (+) to get ready for the day.
[x] You act like you can drink with the guys, but typically pass out.
[x] You don't eat unless someone else eats as much as you do, or more.
[] You wear make-up daily.
[x] You care about what you look like.
[x] You can cook and clean.
[] You NEED like more than 2 pairs of shoes.
[] You like to spend money with your friends.
[] You like wearing body spray/perfume.
[] Your favourite colour is Pink or Purple.
[] Your mom told you about sex.
[x] You looked at yourself in the mirror and questioned your beauty, or lack there of.
[] You use tits to your advantage.
[] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[] You have multiple purses, to match outfits.
[] You freak out when you see bugs in the room. (only huge spiders .w.)
[] You consider spending money a hobby.
[] You attended prom, to dress up.
[x] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[x] You had a dream you dated Johnny Depp.
5/24
