Stole this while  i-wasnt-listening wasn't looking.
Notes added because I'm into that kinda thing.

Dudes!:

[ ] You woke up with a boner. (What, today?)
[ ] You're taller than 5'5".
[ ] You don't hesitate to hit a bitch.
[ ] You like to get drunk and fight. (I don't like alcohol OR pain)
[ ] You drink beer.
[x] MEAT! (What about it )
[ ] There are tissues close to your bed. (releasing into socks means zero cleanup!)
[x] You were clothes that are larger than they need to be. (it's cute!)
[ ] You like dinosaurs. (They're okay, but I'm not really facinated by them)
[ ] You love sports. Always. (I hate sports)
[x] Video games are better than the mall. (I'm not a gamer, but given a greater-than/less-than option, I'd totally choose to Halo it up.)
[ ] Your curse like a sailor.
[ ] You scratch your nuts in public. (not even cashews)
[x] Your favourite colour is either Black, Blue, Green, or Red. (That's a wide net)
[ ] Your father (or father type) told you about sex.
[x] You can grow facial hair. (And not just because I'm a raccoon)
[ ] You like going to strip clubs, to see titties. (Never been to one, I think I'd be too embarrassed)
[ ] You used to/still do collect pokemon/digimon cards, but not because they are "cute". (I used to collect baseball cards)
[ ] You can lift over 60 lbs from the ground. (maybe, although my stated limit is 50 lbs)
[ ] You tend to be the one people call when there is a bug in the room.
[ ] You attended prom to get laid. (I skipped prom)
[ ] You devise complex plots and schemes so that you can see boobies.
[ ] You show off bruises like badges of honor.
[ ] You've had at least one dream about Chuck Norris

Boy Score - 5/24

Babes:

[ ] You get a period. (you mean at the end of a sentence... oh, wait)
[x] People say your short. (MY SHORT WHAT?!?!)
[ ] You call attractive females "sluts".
[ ] You take an hour (+) to get ready for the day. (not including the "getting out of bed" portion)
[ ] You act like you can drink with the guys, but typically pass out.
[ ] You don't eat unless someone else eats as much as you do, or more.
[ ] You wear make-up daily. (only in plays)
[x] You care about what you look like. (Can't get ahead in life looking like a bum!)
[x] You can cook and clean. (*ahem* kinda my job)
[x] You NEED like more than 2 pairs of shoes. (*ahem* jobs sometimes require different shoes. This statement should say 10.)
[ ] You like to spend money with your friends. (I'm stingy)
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume. (Does Axe count? Nah, I don't wear Axe, but if it were socially acceptable I'd kinda like to smell like strawberries.)
[x] Your skin is soft. (I've been complimented)
[ ] Your favourite colour is Pink or Purple. (Purple is on the high end of my favs, but forrest green tops it.)
[ ] Your mom told you about sex.
[x] You looked at yourself in the mirror and questioned your beauty, or lack there of. (flabby butt!)
[ ] You use tits to your advantage.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance. (gymnastics= skin-tight suits that show penis, just like "wrastling". Dance, I was bad at in school plays)
[ ] You have multiple purses, to match outfits. (cargo pants > purses)
[ ] You freak out when you see bugs in the room.
[ ] You consider spending money a hobby.
[ ] You attended prom, to dress up.
[x] Used to play with dolls as little kid. (Sister had Barbies, and we played together)
[ ] You had a dream you dated Johnny Depp.

Girl Score - 7/24

Apparently I'm not much of a boy OR girl! This meme is more accurate than the previous male/female quiz I filled out.