Obligatory Valentines Haiku
11 years ago
General
Fuck valentines day
Obtain all of the chocolates
Eat them for yourself
Later you can fuck
Maybe draw dragon anus
But chocolates happen
Give them to yourself
Survival of the fittest
They are my chocolates
FA+

Think about how good they taste
... Fuck the chocolates
:Y
Wait until the day after
Buy all the chocolates
And yay for chocolates too !