Are you board?

No I'm not just gonna post it so the journal is here.

Ok, just checking. :P

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I'm not bored, but I am plank. Is that close enough?

Keklily: What's the strangest alien or ecosystem you've ever encountered?
Shir-nips-a-lot: What's the lewdest thing that happened on or near stage at one of your shows? (Don't worry, I'm not a tabloid journalist lol)

Keklily: Thelma-Degoris three. that planet is calm as can be during day. I mean during the day it's serenity it's self. but during night. You wish you never set foot on the planet.

Shir-Nips-A-Lot: Oh the lewdest thing... I got pregnant behind the set of guitar amplifiers just a minute before I was to go on stage. I was dripping keklily's seed the whole evening on the stage.

Keklily: What happens at night?

Shir-Nips-A-Lot: Did anyone notice?

Keklily: I can best describe it as some sort of Walkers appearing. they don't register lifesigns but they walk. and they want to feed. so unless you wish to be dinner then turned to one then stay around fo night fall.

Shir-Nips-A-Lot: Oh yeah after that show the tabloids where zooming in on my lower belly and saying is the rapper known for singing about hir masculinity and others booties gonna have a baby belly soon? read more inside."

Keklily: Oh wow, A natural zombie planet? I wonder how that formed...
Shir-Nips-A-Lot: Ever think about throwing it back at them with another song? I'm sure you could get some backup dancers to do some interesting things...

Keklily just nods. "like the old old tv series."

Shir-Nips-A-Lot: Oh if I only thought of that then. I mean it's what 20 years since I had Summersbreeze.

Keklily: Wow, better watch out, it might have come from some kind of meteorite "seed". Not to mention it could be even more sinister...like some kind of aggressive terraforming project...
Shir-Nips-A-Lot: Well, if you ever decide to have a "cum back" tour themed along the lines of that idea, I wouldn't mind volunteering as a backup dancer...just need to work my way through some Oceanwalker Institute paperwork lol.

Shir-nips-A-lot: once you've done tat and gotten familliar about your chakat body and then could be willing to mount and be be mounted on stage cuase my thing is singing about sexuality and stuff. and I never quit just ook a beak to rest up and have my cub. well it happened thrice.

Shir-Nips-A-Lot: on stage?oh wow... That's even lewder than that last album you did... I'd be honored

Shir-Nips-A-Lot: I'm all about lewd foo. Also Sheannae Longfall doesn't back down from pleasures like lewd stage preformances.

Shi-Nips-A-Lot: Do you do any smaller venues? Bars? I might need to work my way up to doing it at a huge concert with thousands of people...

Shi-Nips-A-Lot: Shy are we? well I guess I can start having you on the stage when it's smaller things then let you up on the larger stages as you feel ready for it.

Shir-Nips-A-Lot: A little...I'm not sure how I'd react to squirting all over the stage and front row while getting fucked. It' super embarrassing...but kinda...exciting too...

Shi-Nips-A-Lot: oh as you dance you'd swap over and be both taking and filling wombs. Who knows maybe you're one that gets lucky and gets pregnant by the perfect mate on accident? It has happened before where one was so busy being prepared for the show and forgot to mention being in heat. oh and it happened in the end of a show but still.

Shir-Nips-A-Lot: Well, I think you've convinced me, I'm going to get a lift to the institute later today lol. I just can't get the sight of shaking my booty with your, and everyone else's cum dripping dripping out of it into the crowd. Not to mention I hear that your after parties are amazing...

Shi-Nips-A-Lot: Oh thye are and some songs I just replan it and make it all one long conga line with each on on the hinds and it forsong the one behind to slam into your sex and so on. SO MUCH FUN.

Shir-Nips-A-Lot: That sounds amazing. Speaking of which...ever think about getting some teleporters set up back stage so that you can invite some human and anthro fans to the conga line as well? Actually, it might be fun to bring a few back stage and bring them back out for the encore on stage...

Shi-Nips-A-Lot: I would if the Fedration would consider it a safety risk and not to mention the need for loads of biomass to compensate for human to taur weight ratio.

Shir-Nips-A-Lot: That's true, hopefully in a few years that won't be a problem when they get a the kinks worked out! (Not that I've heard of many yet) The biomass is kinda a hard problem though, kinda a lot of weight to carry around to each of your shows. Maybe we could hook up with a teleporter delivery service?

Not spoken in a while, how are you?

Kek: what is the most embarrassing thing to happen between you and Hopes?
Sweet: how much feminine are you and how much masculine are you?
Hopes: any sexual fantasies you've ever thought of for your wuff?

Kek: beiong caught in my quarters doing bondage to help Hopes releive hir rut. it was the highest ranking person in all of Starfleet who caught us. much to our surprise that she didn't hold it against us. just being a bit pissed at us being too busy to reply to the comms.

Sweets: I'm very feminine but I don't mind if anyone wishes to whip my male side out.

Hopes: turning you into a taur wioth a nice cock a pair of boobs and a a vagina. Permanently!

Kek: oh my, at least you got off without punishment, I'll have to experiment in some bondage with Hopes sometime

Sweet: hehe okies, good to know

Hopes: eeeeep, permanently?

Hopes: Permanently! I only want my dear to be happy among the herms and well I want my woof to be a taur.

Hopes: I dunno for sure, I'm pretty happy as I am

Hopes: I still wanna have my woof go herm and taur....

How about in personal chats?

go for it