D is for Dayum !
10 years ago
File this one under D for Dayum!
Okay, so earlier today I am doing a Demo/ sampling for an upscale chocolatier at a popular drugstore chain. It's the Week before Valentines day and I am dressed to impress. It's not like I am looking to land a man, but I'm not turning one down if he comes my way. So tell me why I got two Baptist church girls and a Jehovah's Witness Flirting with me at my table? But that ain't the funny part.
About three quarters of the way during my shift, this rather attractive Asian Girl walks up to me and asks me If I I heard chanting anywhere nearby. So I answer, no but that there was a Buddhist temple not far from where we were. She looks impressed and smiles and asks me what I know about Buddhism.i explain that while it's not exactly my thing, many people I admire practice it, and that it is in part, the basis of some of my most beloved things (Kung Fu Movies and martial arts in general) She responds by Inviting me to her temple, giving me her business card, and writing her home, work, and cell numbers on it so We can go out to dinner.
And the whole Time i'm thinking... Why don't hot guys ever try to pick me up to do half of the perverted godless thing's I'm into? -Faceplant-
Okay, so earlier today I am doing a Demo/ sampling for an upscale chocolatier at a popular drugstore chain. It's the Week before Valentines day and I am dressed to impress. It's not like I am looking to land a man, but I'm not turning one down if he comes my way. So tell me why I got two Baptist church girls and a Jehovah's Witness Flirting with me at my table? But that ain't the funny part.
About three quarters of the way during my shift, this rather attractive Asian Girl walks up to me and asks me If I I heard chanting anywhere nearby. So I answer, no but that there was a Buddhist temple not far from where we were. She looks impressed and smiles and asks me what I know about Buddhism.i explain that while it's not exactly my thing, many people I admire practice it, and that it is in part, the basis of some of my most beloved things (Kung Fu Movies and martial arts in general) She responds by Inviting me to her temple, giving me her business card, and writing her home, work, and cell numbers on it so We can go out to dinner.
And the whole Time i'm thinking... Why don't hot guys ever try to pick me up to do half of the perverted godless thing's I'm into? -Faceplant-
And you live too far away