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Pure meme thingy
17 years ago
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Stole from the cute Sabby :3
Instructions:
Start with 100%. Bold everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're __% pure.
1. Smoked* (only because a scary drunk person gave me a cigar and told me to)
2. Drank alcohol* (when young and my dad gave it to me, at a crapy party was doing so not to stand out, and around some scary teens once)
3. Cried when someone died*
4. Been drunk
5. Had sex
6. Been to a concert.
7. Gotten/given a hand job* (guy at a club i didnt know)
8. Gotten/given a blow job* (friend when was 11)
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed
10.Verbally/sexually harassed somebody
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 95
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up*
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.*
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school*
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.*
18. Went streaking
19. Given or received a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 91
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house*
23. Kissed a stranger.*
24. Hugged a stranger*
25. Went scuba diving
26. Driven a car*
27. Gotten an x-ray*
28. Hit by a car.
29. Had a party.
30. Done serious drugs.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 86
31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball.
32. Got paid to strip for someone.
33. Run away from home.
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi*
36. Bought porn*
37. Watched porn*
38. Made porn.*
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex*
40. Been in love*
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 80
41. French kissed.
42. Laughed so hard you cried.*
43. Cried yourself to sleep.*
44. Laughed yourself to sleep.*
45. Stabbed yourself.*
46. Shot a gun.*
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.* (me and one of my best friends had a huuuuuuuuge fight back in high school, but then after a week or so made up the next day after insulting each other alot)
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.*
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.*
50. Watched an animal die.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 72
51. Watched a person die
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.*
53. Pranked somebody.*
54. Put somebody in the hospital.
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.*
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex.*
57. Dressed punk.*
58. Dressed goth.
59. Dressed preppy.
60. Been to a motocross race.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 67
61. Avoided somebody.*
62. Been stalked.
63. Stalked someone.* (did that once out of bordom and seeing how far i could follow them before being spoted, lol then they ran away, was funny)
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument.
66. Ridden a horse.*
67. Cut yourself*
68. Bungee jumped.
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 63
71. Got caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat
78. Been to another country.* (the states lol)
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.*
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 61
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more.
85. Sat on your butt all day.*
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.*
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 59
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident.*
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.*
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.*
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain.*
97. Been rejected.*
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying.* (well the school caff)
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
100. Been raped.
Total:53 hmmm
Instructions:
Start with 100%. Bold everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're __% pure.
1. Smoked* (only because a scary drunk person gave me a cigar and told me to)
2. Drank alcohol* (when young and my dad gave it to me, at a crapy party was doing so not to stand out, and around some scary teens once)
3. Cried when someone died*
4. Been drunk
5. Had sex
6. Been to a concert.
7. Gotten/given a hand job* (guy at a club i didnt know)
8. Gotten/given a blow job* (friend when was 11)
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed
10.Verbally/sexually harassed somebody
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 95
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up*
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.*
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school*
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.*
18. Went streaking
19. Given or received a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 91
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house*
23. Kissed a stranger.*
24. Hugged a stranger*
25. Went scuba diving
26. Driven a car*
27. Gotten an x-ray*
28. Hit by a car.
29. Had a party.
30. Done serious drugs.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 86
31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball.
32. Got paid to strip for someone.
33. Run away from home.
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi*
36. Bought porn*
37. Watched porn*
38. Made porn.*
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex*
40. Been in love*
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 80
41. French kissed.
42. Laughed so hard you cried.*
43. Cried yourself to sleep.*
44. Laughed yourself to sleep.*
45. Stabbed yourself.*
46. Shot a gun.*
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.* (me and one of my best friends had a huuuuuuuuge fight back in high school, but then after a week or so made up the next day after insulting each other alot)
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.*
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.*
50. Watched an animal die.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 72
51. Watched a person die
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.*
53. Pranked somebody.*
54. Put somebody in the hospital.
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.*
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex.*
57. Dressed punk.*
58. Dressed goth.
59. Dressed preppy.
60. Been to a motocross race.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 67
61. Avoided somebody.*
62. Been stalked.
63. Stalked someone.* (did that once out of bordom and seeing how far i could follow them before being spoted, lol then they ran away, was funny)
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument.
66. Ridden a horse.*
67. Cut yourself*
68. Bungee jumped.
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 63
71. Got caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat
78. Been to another country.* (the states lol)
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.*
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 61
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more.
85. Sat on your butt all day.*
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.*
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 59
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident.*
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.*
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.*
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain.*
97. Been rejected.*
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying.* (well the school caff)
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
100. Been raped.
Total:53 hmmm
What happened?
here is the list of things I have done in total in my life, sexual stuff.
11, jacked off/jacked off a friend
11. Sucked his cock for about 5 or 10 minutes
15. felt up a friends ass and gave it a lick when he was sleeping. (also striped in front of him once because was chaning for the pool and i had a huge crush on him so wanted him to see)
23. jacked off a guy at a club on the dance floor and gave him a quick kiss on the lips that he didnt see coming so not much of a kiss.
24 gave a guy a blowjob at school but damn his cock was like 4 inches or something, blegh.
anyway, I was saying. I can never well... shoot. when I cum, it just comes out. never shoots anywhere :\ it sucks -___-
aww thats too bad then, well at least you can give a guy a mouthfull still, so yeah can see how that would suck, the only upsaide to it, unlike me you dont end up cumming all over your computer, walls, chair, and sometimes in my hair if shoots hard enough.
LOL one guy I knew then (now in vancouver) Justin said he was really jealous because I got all the attention in the group from both girls and boys XD