FUCK THE POKEMON FRIEND SAFARI SUBREDDIT
10 years ago
Went to register some friends.
"I'm online and beat the elite 4. So my 3rd slot and hidden abilities are unlocked. Thanks <3"
Deleted: You can't put numbers.
WHY?! Number are the SINGLE MOST IMPORTANT part of pokemon. Fine.
"I'm online and beat the elite [ILLEGAL NUMBER] (four). So my [ILLEGAL NUMBER]rd (last) slot and hidden abilities are unlocked. Thanks <[ILLEGAL NUMBER] (heart)"
Deleted: You can't write them out, either.
God forbid I try not to confuse people with sarcastic brackets!
"I've been trying to post this for 20 minutes, but this stupid number rule keeps deleting it! I'm online and beat the elite REALLY-GOOD-TRAINERS. So my PREVIOUSLY-LOCKEDrd slot and hidden abilities are unlocked. Thanks LESS-THAN-BECKY"
Deleted: You can't use numbers.
FUCK YOU! I DIDN'T EVEN MEAN TO DO THAT ONE!
"I've been trying to post this for half an hour, but this stupid number rule keeps deleting it! I'm online and beat the elite REALLY-GOOD-TRAINERS. So my PREVIOUSLY-LOCKEDrd slot and hidden abilities are unlocked. Thanks LESS-THAN-BECKY"
Deleted: You can't write the word number either.
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!
Then I look at recent posts. AND GUESS FUCKING WHAT? OTHER PEOPLE can post <3 and 3rd just fine. But NOOOOOOOOOO. God forbid I make any friends! So fuck the entire subreddit. I reported EVERY post that had a number, told the mods to fuck off, and put reddit back on my "hide unwanted google results" add-on where it belongs, so I never have the misfortune of accidentally going back to that idiotic forum run by morons who think you can give information about pokemon without numbers, and make the single dumbest rule I have EVER seen to make sure you can't give ANY useful information.
"I'm online and beat the elite 4. So my 3rd slot and hidden abilities are unlocked. Thanks <3"
Deleted: You can't put numbers.
WHY?! Number are the SINGLE MOST IMPORTANT part of pokemon. Fine.
"I'm online and beat the elite [ILLEGAL NUMBER] (four). So my [ILLEGAL NUMBER]rd (last) slot and hidden abilities are unlocked. Thanks <[ILLEGAL NUMBER] (heart)"
Deleted: You can't write them out, either.
God forbid I try not to confuse people with sarcastic brackets!
"I've been trying to post this for 20 minutes, but this stupid number rule keeps deleting it! I'm online and beat the elite REALLY-GOOD-TRAINERS. So my PREVIOUSLY-LOCKEDrd slot and hidden abilities are unlocked. Thanks LESS-THAN-BECKY"
Deleted: You can't use numbers.
FUCK YOU! I DIDN'T EVEN MEAN TO DO THAT ONE!
"I've been trying to post this for half an hour, but this stupid number rule keeps deleting it! I'm online and beat the elite REALLY-GOOD-TRAINERS. So my PREVIOUSLY-LOCKEDrd slot and hidden abilities are unlocked. Thanks LESS-THAN-BECKY"
Deleted: You can't write the word number either.
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!
Then I look at recent posts. AND GUESS FUCKING WHAT? OTHER PEOPLE can post <3 and 3rd just fine. But NOOOOOOOOOO. God forbid I make any friends! So fuck the entire subreddit. I reported EVERY post that had a number, told the mods to fuck off, and put reddit back on my "hide unwanted google results" add-on where it belongs, so I never have the misfortune of accidentally going back to that idiotic forum run by morons who think you can give information about pokemon without numbers, and make the single dumbest rule I have EVER seen to make sure you can't give ANY useful information.
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