Had an awesome dream about myself and a friend named Ted investigating a vampire cult at a local high school. Which led into odd discoveries of vast chambers beneath the auditorium, with walls that opened in wavering patterns of shifting brick and exits that took us to parts of the field that didn't have buildings.

An odd statue of an ape creature stood at one end of the field. Short, non-descript, almost looked like a figure of bigfoot. We explored the catacombs under the auditorium further in search of big foot. The chambers wound on forever it seems and we were chased by very angry kittens, who arched their backs and dashed sideways at us. The cutest attacks in the world by the way.

And then we were not on earth anymore. It's hard to describe the alien vista, except to say that it was vaguely similar to Naked Lunch when William Lee is in Interzone. Sorta like the slums of Maroco, only with vibrant colours, phone poles all over the place whose tops were clusters of red mailboxes and cables. Ted and I emerged from a pool with a low fountain in it. It was filled with peroxide rather than water and I knew that we would die of thirst if we didn't leave this place.

We wandered and came to rest on some steps. Ted was looking for water and I was trying to figure out some machine that stood there. You had to press about a dozen buttons all at once to get it to work and it did, but I couldn't tell Ted that.

We ended up at a hostel of some sort, a large tent really with faded canvas and rotting poles. Within were rows and rows of tables where people sat. Ted waved to one person and he said something in another language which translated to, "Don't wave your antler at me."

I told Ted it was a rude gesture. You see, I was no longer human, I had become one of them--I had to get Ted out of there.

To Be Concluded.