Final Fantasy 13 (main game) character list
    16 years ago
            
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                    I got a look at the new characters of FF13 and just by first apperances.
Lightning: After getting a closer look... she really does look like a crossdressing Cloud
Snow: Badass, dressed in badass clothes apperently, but for some reason he looks sort of queer... moving on
Vanille: I don't know how to pronounce her name, so I'm just gonna assume you pronounce her name as "Vanilla" which seems like the name of a sleezy prostitute. Ironic because she kinda look like one... and the lolicon of this game.
Sazh: Uncomfortable saying his name by the way. Sounds like "SARS" to me and he looks like the cross between Captain Jack and Afroman.
Gadot: Looks like someone who really needs to lay off the drugs
Maqui: Huh seems like he's the only androgyne of this game...
Lebreau: WHORE!! WHORE!!!!! I SPOTTED A WHORE!!!!!!
                    Lightning: After getting a closer look... she really does look like a crossdressing Cloud
Snow: Badass, dressed in badass clothes apperently, but for some reason he looks sort of queer... moving on
Vanille: I don't know how to pronounce her name, so I'm just gonna assume you pronounce her name as "Vanilla" which seems like the name of a sleezy prostitute. Ironic because she kinda look like one... and the lolicon of this game.
Sazh: Uncomfortable saying his name by the way. Sounds like "SARS" to me and he looks like the cross between Captain Jack and Afroman.
Gadot: Looks like someone who really needs to lay off the drugs
Maqui: Huh seems like he's the only androgyne of this game...
Lebreau: WHORE!! WHORE!!!!! I SPOTTED A WHORE!!!!!!
 
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Don't get why a lot people don't like 5d's tho. It has everything the original had: Every character being morally bankrupt w/exception of few. Main character being a distant, soft-spoken badass. The main rival, Jack Atlas, is essentially a fucking Seto Kaiba clone. In fact I consider 5d's a futuristic YGO, considering how many of the plot devices of the original are re-used. It's certainly better than GX with it's deus ex machina top decking, it's horrible characterization, it's angst, and of course it's hermaphroditic/trans-sexual dragon monster things raping school boys.
As for naruto
It's a personal prejudice of mine. Kishimoto's writing style is so predictable and so bewildering bad that the last good writing came from the Shikamaru vs Kakuzu fight, i.e. the fact that Shikamaru being the only ninja we've seen battling that isn't pulling off some B.S.-y DBZ-esque "RAAGH" attack and actually using his brain, being prepared, fighting stealthy and strategically (feigning a battle wound, exploiting Kakazu's voodoo powers, drawing him into to a pit and blowing up his body).
I preach time and time again that if Kishimoto stuck to his original japanese demons in a modern villiage-esque settings as apposed to ninjas, I would like this a little further.
Because of the fact that I have a tendency to overthink things to mangas that started off good, the further that Naruto progresses, the more the question of "wait these are ninjas?" pop out of my mouth.
I liked the Jiraiya battle, but again if it was an actual sage or in this case for Jiraiya, a demi-god versus a Deva Pain, it would have made a lot more sense than "NINJAS"
It's the same with Sasuke. Sasuke and Itachi were both animists or demi-gods or even half-demons I would have been a lot less critical about pointing out the flaws.