BOOM! - post 360
17 years ago
General
So... is your computer chair made in China? If so you could be sitting on a bomb. Think I'm joking? Well tell that to the 14 year old Chinese boy that had the gas cylinder at the base of his chair (the one that help to raise or lower the chair) explode. Oh wait... you can't because he's dead. Yup, the explosion from his chair sent metal shrapnel in to his rectum and, unfortunately, he bled to death.
How horrific is this story? I can't imagine having this happen to myself let alone come home and find my child a victim of such a freak accident. But let's stand back for a moment. Could this really happen? Is this just an internet "story" making the rounds? In the pictures after the above link I don't see any blood on the seat and if I follow the source links I just keep being taken to blog to blog and news post to news post with the same pictures every time. It's a scary story for sure, but is it true? After thinking about it for some time I can't come to a conclusion if it is or not. What do you think?
If it is true, my heart goes out to the family. If not... then you've fooled me again internets.
This sounds like a job for the Mythbusters!
How horrific is this story? I can't imagine having this happen to myself let alone come home and find my child a victim of such a freak accident. But let's stand back for a moment. Could this really happen? Is this just an internet "story" making the rounds? In the pictures after the above link I don't see any blood on the seat and if I follow the source links I just keep being taken to blog to blog and news post to news post with the same pictures every time. It's a scary story for sure, but is it true? After thinking about it for some time I can't come to a conclusion if it is or not. What do you think?
If it is true, my heart goes out to the family. If not... then you've fooled me again internets.
This sounds like a job for the Mythbusters!
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These pictures don't have me fooled. The Chinese government has everything on such tight control that this wouldn't have leaked if it could be helped. That and there's no blood in that chair.
Either way, I dont see myself adjusting my sitting habits any time soon because after all : this world is big enough for some strange shit to happen, but thats no reason to be paranoid, particularly not over an isolated incident without obvious cause or discernible pattern.
Same with the exploding cellphones someone talked about earlier, how does that work? it's not like the cellphone uses gas or has an integrated bomb.
I'm not saying it's not possible, just that I don't really know how some things work and it's better to investigate that before believing something like this. That reminds me of the Pinky and The Brain episode were brain says that nobody knows how microwave ovens and powdered milk work.
But as you say it's not nearly enough to blast the casing to bits, that needs _at least_ 20 atmospheres of pressure...
Who you gonna call?
Mythbusters!
http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/china/.....nt_6096611.htm
Exploding chair shocks cashier
(China Daily)
Updated: 2007-09-11 09:42
In a bizarre incident, an office chair in a supermarket of Jingdezhen, Jiangxi Province, exploded last Tuesday, seriously injuring a cashier's bottom.
The cashier surnamed Chen was seated on the chair watching TV and as she stood up, the chair exploded.
Doctors said serious wounds were found over large areas of Chen's buttocks, and had to be hospitalized for further observation. The local commercial and industrial office is examining the quality of the office chair.
(Jiangnan Metropolitan News)
As for the "lack of blood" observation, think about the description of the incident - chair explodes and sends shrapnel into the kid's butt - looking at the pict of the seat do you really think he'd stay put or that his first reaction is going to be to leap off of it (or be propelled off of it) and probably clenching his butt (think of how you react to being goosed)? So no surprise that there's no visible blood or any blood at all - this isn't a videogame or anime where a papercut results in five gallons of blood spraying all over the place.
We don't know how big the chunk of metal in his was, how many chunks, depth of penetration nor how long it took the kid to die either - it could have been one small chunk that ruptured a major organ or resulted in internal bleeding.
Finally, how do we know the chair was made in China? Just because the kid lived in China doesn't mean that the chair couldn't have been made somewhere else.
The funniest part is the reaction of people on the blogs though - folks talking about sitting on telephone books, replacing their adjustable chair with a normal one, etc. If this was a common problem we'd of seen it reported on the news - its a hoax at best or a one in a million fluke at worse.
Anything else you want to add CS??
THAT's simple physics...
No, it wouldn't - explosions travel the path of least resistance - that's why guns force bullets out the barrel instead of shattering and killing the person firing them.
If you've ever made firecrackers then you'd know that even a cardboard tube can contain an explosion if the ends aren't properly secured - a poorly made firecracker will blow out the ends and leave the tube intact.
The distance from the "bomb" to the rectum wouldn't even give enough time for the brain to register the sound of the explosion, let alone react on it. And a impact-wound splatters blood outwards as the projectile penetrates the body...
Correct, an impact wound - this was not an impact wound - this was point blank - the force of the explosion was right against him - this wasn't a chunk of metal flying across the room - he was sitting on it. Remember, this is a 14 year old Chinese kid, not some 300 pound fanboy we're talking about.
This is also RL, not one of your video games or animes. In RL people don't spray 50 gallons of blood all over the place from entry wounds - exit wounds are where things get messy.
So basically, for the chair to be blood spattered as you're demanding it be, the wound would have either had to have been a very large, gaping wound and/or the kid would have had to have sat on the chair for a bit after the injury so that the blood would have time to soak out through his clothing and into the chair.
That still doesn't mean that it can't be a hoax, the problem is that you're using unsound reasoning and a lack of knowledge of how explosions and puncture wounds work to try to claim that it is.
As for blood spatter I can only conclude that you've never seen a gunshot/bomb-victim...
Personally though, I really dont care enough about this story - if it makes your life complete to think that this and the other exploding chair stories are fake then fine - its fake, its a hoax, the laws of physics and entry wounds work just like you think they work - you're right, I'm wrong - I just don't feel like trying to talk reason to an idiot anymore about something that means nothing to me.
Now I've conceeded to you - I don't give a shit whether this is a hoax or legit, I don't care that you don't know WTF you're talking about - I've got a life!
As such, its over, its done - you won a cyber debate on something that's totally and utterly meaningless - hoorah - take your empty victory, pat yourself on the back and go back to cybering on Second Life.
I'm not wasting any more time on you.
So I do in fact know what I am talking about Mr CS...
Only a chan retard would have made the social worker crack actually.
I have a real and fulfilling fantasy life as well
Fixed.
I was top of my class in both physics and advanced physics in college and I have also passed a course in forensics, and I'm at the moment looking into joining a project to create a world-class simulator for the military...
Of course you are - and your GF is a super model by day, rock star by night and cyborg ninja cat girl CIA assassin on the weekends.
P.S. I'm not the disillusioned computer nerd that you seem to think everyone else is around here, nor do I belong to the tinfoil-hat clad people that you claimed I was before blocking me.
I tried to keep a civilized conversation with you while you went and attacked me personally implying I'm a stupid ignorant furry 4chan'er with no friends/life/job/money/girlfriend...
Point out one section where I didn't treat you in a civilized manner.
As for the lack of blood, again, the force of the explosion and/or the pain of the impact would have caused the kid to vacate the chair imediately - he was not going to just sit still on it to bleed out - he would have ended up either standing and moving or laying on the floor.