lol

At least I have the new title of uncle Koda

yup yup, Im now an aunt of 3 at 25, all from the same mother... SMH...

PLEASE NO. The fact that it's my sis makes it super gross for 1 but the fact that she got preggers at liek 15 then birthed at 16 makes me cry irl. Everyone in my family is like. WHY DONT YOU ACKNOWLEDGE THE BABBY AND YOUR PROUD SISTER. and im like CAUSE I DUN WANNA NYA *sticks tongue out*

sames! my fam is all proud of her, despite the fact she is 26 with 3 kids, still living with my mum, unemployed, while I have my own home, looking to buy a property this year (gots my deposit for A mortgage... just looking for the perfect property!) and am fully independant!

This. Kids outweigh responsibility in families for some reason, I think its cause parents and grandparents now lead boring lives and grandkids spark interest and new experiences for them LOL. I personally hate kids. They're miniature satans LOL. Which is strange cause a lot of kids look up to me for being a badass but then im like GROSS. The only time im fine with kids is if its like a 2 year old and theyre looking at me scared and I make a silly face and they laugh. That's cuteness

Yea, my two nephews and niece are all under 2 (one set of twins and one kid from a total psychopath... seriously!)
My mum used to be totally cool, having crazy house parties almost every night but then everyone else "grew up" and had kids :/ I kinda feel bad that people left her in the dark. All her friends were younger than her but got boring quicker and just cut off contact for no reason :<

Yea dude, life is really mean like that sometimes, plus getting married or having kids completely changes people usually for the better but sometimes for the worst :C

ugh, personally, kids sound like a pain in the ass! I would much rather buy more toys and holidays for myself :D (even though I cant even though I cant even afford that! but still, Im still a kid at heart)

Yes this. Ill be a kid till I die in spirit I think LOL. I still love juice and games and naps and titties!

ha ha ha! all that, the same right here!!!... plus a few more *ahem* adult things O_O

GROSS LIKE TAXES AND HOMEOWNERSHIP AND UHM BUTTS PROBABLY. boobies for life <##

eh... Boobies and willies for life, personally XD


unfortunately I gotta start thinkin' of homeownership... worth it though! where I am its cheeper than renting AND I will eventually own the property...
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... Ugh, that post makes me feel old D:

Yea true haha x3 I feel old too and im only about to be 20 so LOL. Ive seen some shit >W>

hehe, join the club! We have t-shirts but are too old and paranoid to wear them now ;D



... Plus, thanks for making me feel that much older XD

haha no prob its what I do x3 Dont worry Old isnt that bad! WE CAN DRINK AND SMOKE AND STRIP CLUB AND GO TO BARS AND FAP IN PUBLIC!

Drinking: Check
Smoking: Check
Strip clubs: nope... I wasnt allowed access... possibly cauase Im a girl :/

TEARS. Yea makes sense x3 what's your favorite drink guuurl? I like coke and rum as well as any vodka, but blue moon seasonal flavors are pretty good if im broke

hehehe, Vodka and coke is a sure win! (what Im drinking right now!!! no work tomorrow!)
but spiced rum and coke is also amazing (Sailor Jerrys is the bomb!)... dark and white rum are good still, yet less preferable.

Yes indeed x3 I just like drinks that burn when you drink them so you can go AHHH when youre done and then you feel silly <# I had the girliest drink ever last week, it was called a Hurricane. Tasted so good but I've never been so gay in my life

What was the mix?!
Im very interested in cocktails! I once made one for a music festival which I named the liquid annihilation... I lost an entire night to it!!! its rather toxic :<

I cant remember x3 I think it was like cherry lemon and something. I just drank it and enjoyed it x3 idk what was really in it!

eeeh, cherry drinks arent really my thing XD I much prefer strawberry (seriously, strawberry cider -especially a swedish brand called Rekordalig (or something like that)- is amazing!!! )

I like all fruits pretty much x3 lemony drinks are kinda delicious to me <# makes me feel like im drinking FUN LEMON-AID! I wish I could drink more x3 guh I wanna try more vodkas yii <#

I recommend Absolut vodka! hehe, Im pretty much I big sucker for anything and anyone swedish XD

Ooh yea I like dat x3 the first drink I had was like super cheepy. It was called like 'New Amsterdam' I chugged like a fourth of a 40 oz in my friends kitchen cause his dad was like GO FOR IT MY MAN" LOL

*blink blink* w-we dont really have oz in the UK... ol' metric system and stuff... my first drink was Pernod... That shit is nasty... but oddly more-ish :P

ahh I see sorry x3 I still havent learned like any of my conversions besides like Celsius LOL. I think everyone's first drink ends up being nasty cause that always leaves an interesting story, mine being I fell down on my butt and started laughing like a madman in front of my friend and his dad, they laughed super hard LOL. The drunkenness hit me like a brick

AHAHA! not my first drink but my worst drink was a while ago, back when magic mushrooms were legal in the UK, I bought some for my birthday and ate 'em, then someone offered me sambuca from a bottle... being pretty fucked, I was convinced there was a lid on it I couldnt remove... to prove my point I necked the bottle (Still thinking there was a lid on it).......... obviously I threw up right away... to this day I still cant touch sambuca or any aniseed foods :X

LOOOOL. My parents grew shrooms, the process smelled and was so gross, I'm so turned off to them x3 my parents legit like did crack when I was a kid then started growing shrooms instead of having jobs. They even gave some to my friend. I was like "why dude why LOL". Im so glad to be away from them. I especially love drinking cause I can get super smashed and I never get hungover x3 I dont drink till I faint tho cause I have diabetes and am not lookin to die <#

Eck! These shrooms were sold by a very nice and loving couple in a shop in the high street. Thankfully their kids never had to go through what you had to, as back then it was a legal market and produced elsewhere :< I do know how for feel though... my dad used to sell crack and put drugs before his family and Im so thankful that my mum was strong enough to kick that fucker out of our lives.

Yea dude x3 my mom wouldnt she was like NO I LOVE HIM AND IF YOU EVER SPEAK THAT WAY, ID RATHER KICK YOU OUT THAN HIM nyenyenye so I left and stuff LOL. I hate those guys. FUCK EM. Im over it now tho i think x3 Im livin the good life now yeay!

Im glad to hear that... I just wish that some people were srong enough to see past their destructive relationships *SMH*

Haha yea x3 I find that its easy if you adapt to a better life x3 if you end up worse that before you often blame the people that did it to you for like your whole life o3o But since my family are probably like starving or like homeless I'm okay with my living situation in fact I wish them the best of luck :33 they didnt even go to college so im a whole step ahead of their whole existence and im less than half their age ;3 mm haha!