Zeke's Interview (Meme)
10 years ago
"It's not who we are underneath, but what we do that defines us."
Stolen from
caninewriter
Who let the wuskle out? Not me. URP.
RULES :
1. Pick one of your fursonas.
2. Fill in the questions/statements as if you were your fursona.
3. Tag at least four people to do this meme!
4. Tell people that they been tagged with a link from your journal
Fursona: Zeke/Nightlight/Awesome 'n Glowy
1.) What is your name?
-suave face- Zeke. At least, that's what people usually call me. SOME people have the nerve to call me Nightlight, for obvious reasons.
2.) Do you know why you were named that?
Because certain white-furred meals on legs don't know how to be creative or funny with their nicknames. They make for one hell of a good meal though.
3.) I see... Single or taken?
Oh man. I used to have aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall the ladies line up just to get a piece of me. And trust me. There was plenty to go around, outside and inside. -winks-
4.) Any abilities or powers?
What, you mean other than basically being a living toxic container? Nah, not much. It'd be cool if I could actually CHOOSE to change forms at will. You know, so I could be my old handsome anthro self again. Ugh... good times...
5.) Stop being a Mary Sue!
You jest, but that was actually the name of my 37th date.
6.) What's your eye colour?
Oh with me it's easy. There's only two colours to pick from: grey or green. What do YOU think?
7.) Hair colour?
I'll give you a hint: it's not grey.
8.) Any family?
Nah, not anymore. Plenty of friends, I suppose, but family is all in the past now. Can we move on?
9.) How about pets?
Define pet. 'cause there's an otter waddling about in this cottage who keeps referring to me as one, no matter how many times I correct him. The white one over there, he's a REAL dog! He could be a pet no problem. Probably used to be one, too!
10.) Now, tell me something you don't like.
Just about every time Woodpuller gets me in any kind of bad situation (usually someone's stomach) or decided he needs to establish his 'pack position' or whatever nonsense he swears by and eat me. Tsk. -whispers- You can't get your food to think too much, they get too many ideas then.
11.) Any hobbies or activities you enjoy?
Well, I feel I need to add and elaborate to Woodpuller's earlier answer to this question... he forgot to mention said wolves and horse (me especially) often entertain the very enjoyable hobby of actually eating him. True story. Got the coat to show for it, too!
12.) Have you ever hurt anyone in any way?
See, if you had asked 'Have you ever wanted to EAT anyone in any way?', we would be having quite the in-depth discussion about most of me time with a certain wuskle.
13.) Ever killed anyone?
I think I made a wuskle slip into a tiny coma one time by accident by poisoning him. Does that count?
14.) What kind of animal are you?
Oh, in case all the glows and freak-ass markings distracted you too much, I'm what people call a wolf.
15.) Name your worst habits?
Worst habits? I allow myself to be eaten by wuskles. Best habits? I eat wuskles.
16.) Do you look up to anyone?
Nah. I'm all I'll ever need.
17.) Gay, straight or bi?
Straight, though it probably doesn't matter now. I mean, what're the odds of running into a talking sentient feral wolfess? Sure, it'd be a nice change from a wuskle, but still! He'd probably get jealous.
18.) Do you go to school?
No, I WENT to school. Got me a Bachelor's degree too before.... all of THIS. -gestures all over his body-
19.) Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
Sure, keep rubbing salt into the wounds, pal!
20.) Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
He won't admit it, but wuskle is a total fanboy for my stomach.
21.) What are you most afraid of?
Well I've already been cursed into an immortal life of being a poisonous feral wolf, so... I dunno... the fact that one day a wuskle might go insane and declare himself higher on the food chain than me? That's what you call a delusion, right? Least I think it is...
22.) What do you usually wear?
My incredibly good looks.
23.) What's one food that tempts you?
Seriously? Do you need to ask? He's sitting RIGHT THERE! -looks innocently at a wuskle- Hi.
24.) Am I annoying you?
I dunno... I'm getting hungry though. Sooooo... kinda wanna watch out with any annoying questions I guess!
25.) Well, it's still not over!
Oh, whoopteedo...
26.) What class are you?
Oh! OH! Is this one of those roleplaying things? Oh I love that stuff! Let's see... I'm a toxic sorceror rogue ninja warrior shapeshifter shaman wolflord! -wags- What? Too overpowered?
27.) How many friends do you have?
As many as I can carry inside of my gut? Actually no, that's unfair... that'd mean it's almost exclusively a wuskle, and we all know I have more friends than just him. -looks at wuskle- Hey, don't give me that look!
28.) What are your thoughts on pie?
Pie is not a wuskle, therefore it's not very good.
29.) What's your favourite drink?
Ugh... I used to kill for some Absinthe.
30.) What's your favourite place?
The sofa. There! Wasn't that a simple answer to a simple question?
31.) Are you interested in anyone?
Well, if wuskle is fussy about who he pretends to be eating, I know I'm not. I don't have to narrow anything down. I have the prime meal right here... hehehe....-- oh you meant like a potential partner! Pft nah.
32.) Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
Oh, yeah, sure, like I'm swimming while looking like THIS.
33.) What's your type?
Someone who's sarcastic and--- I know what you're thinking! Yes I guess that's one reason me and wuskle get on well enough, now move on!
34.) Camping or indoors?
Indoors, camping is just... ugh. Too many bugs 'n sounds and cold and bah. Wuskle's the camping hippie, go ask him about that stuff.
35.) Well, that's all. Thanks for your time. Who would you like to see answer these questions?
krim
lyute and anyone else who feels like it I guess. owo
caninewriterWho let the wuskle out? Not me. URP.
RULES :
1. Pick one of your fursonas.
2. Fill in the questions/statements as if you were your fursona.
3. Tag at least four people to do this meme!
4. Tell people that they been tagged with a link from your journal
Fursona: Zeke/Nightlight/Awesome 'n Glowy
1.) What is your name?
-suave face- Zeke. At least, that's what people usually call me. SOME people have the nerve to call me Nightlight, for obvious reasons.
2.) Do you know why you were named that?
Because certain white-furred meals on legs don't know how to be creative or funny with their nicknames. They make for one hell of a good meal though.
3.) I see... Single or taken?
Oh man. I used to have aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall the ladies line up just to get a piece of me. And trust me. There was plenty to go around, outside and inside. -winks-
4.) Any abilities or powers?
What, you mean other than basically being a living toxic container? Nah, not much. It'd be cool if I could actually CHOOSE to change forms at will. You know, so I could be my old handsome anthro self again. Ugh... good times...
5.) Stop being a Mary Sue!
You jest, but that was actually the name of my 37th date.
6.) What's your eye colour?
Oh with me it's easy. There's only two colours to pick from: grey or green. What do YOU think?
7.) Hair colour?
I'll give you a hint: it's not grey.
8.) Any family?
Nah, not anymore. Plenty of friends, I suppose, but family is all in the past now. Can we move on?
9.) How about pets?
Define pet. 'cause there's an otter waddling about in this cottage who keeps referring to me as one, no matter how many times I correct him. The white one over there, he's a REAL dog! He could be a pet no problem. Probably used to be one, too!
10.) Now, tell me something you don't like.
Just about every time Woodpuller gets me in any kind of bad situation (usually someone's stomach) or decided he needs to establish his 'pack position' or whatever nonsense he swears by and eat me. Tsk. -whispers- You can't get your food to think too much, they get too many ideas then.
11.) Any hobbies or activities you enjoy?
Well, I feel I need to add and elaborate to Woodpuller's earlier answer to this question... he forgot to mention said wolves and horse (me especially) often entertain the very enjoyable hobby of actually eating him. True story. Got the coat to show for it, too!
12.) Have you ever hurt anyone in any way?
See, if you had asked 'Have you ever wanted to EAT anyone in any way?', we would be having quite the in-depth discussion about most of me time with a certain wuskle.
13.) Ever killed anyone?
I think I made a wuskle slip into a tiny coma one time by accident by poisoning him. Does that count?
14.) What kind of animal are you?
Oh, in case all the glows and freak-ass markings distracted you too much, I'm what people call a wolf.
15.) Name your worst habits?
Worst habits? I allow myself to be eaten by wuskles. Best habits? I eat wuskles.
16.) Do you look up to anyone?
Nah. I'm all I'll ever need.
17.) Gay, straight or bi?
Straight, though it probably doesn't matter now. I mean, what're the odds of running into a talking sentient feral wolfess? Sure, it'd be a nice change from a wuskle, but still! He'd probably get jealous.
18.) Do you go to school?
No, I WENT to school. Got me a Bachelor's degree too before.... all of THIS. -gestures all over his body-
19.) Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
Sure, keep rubbing salt into the wounds, pal!
20.) Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
He won't admit it, but wuskle is a total fanboy for my stomach.
21.) What are you most afraid of?
Well I've already been cursed into an immortal life of being a poisonous feral wolf, so... I dunno... the fact that one day a wuskle might go insane and declare himself higher on the food chain than me? That's what you call a delusion, right? Least I think it is...
22.) What do you usually wear?
My incredibly good looks.
23.) What's one food that tempts you?
Seriously? Do you need to ask? He's sitting RIGHT THERE! -looks innocently at a wuskle- Hi.
24.) Am I annoying you?
I dunno... I'm getting hungry though. Sooooo... kinda wanna watch out with any annoying questions I guess!
25.) Well, it's still not over!
Oh, whoopteedo...
26.) What class are you?
Oh! OH! Is this one of those roleplaying things? Oh I love that stuff! Let's see... I'm a toxic sorceror rogue ninja warrior shapeshifter shaman wolflord! -wags- What? Too overpowered?
27.) How many friends do you have?
As many as I can carry inside of my gut? Actually no, that's unfair... that'd mean it's almost exclusively a wuskle, and we all know I have more friends than just him. -looks at wuskle- Hey, don't give me that look!
28.) What are your thoughts on pie?
Pie is not a wuskle, therefore it's not very good.
29.) What's your favourite drink?
Ugh... I used to kill for some Absinthe.
30.) What's your favourite place?
The sofa. There! Wasn't that a simple answer to a simple question?
31.) Are you interested in anyone?
Well, if wuskle is fussy about who he pretends to be eating, I know I'm not. I don't have to narrow anything down. I have the prime meal right here... hehehe....-- oh you meant like a potential partner! Pft nah.
32.) Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
Oh, yeah, sure, like I'm swimming while looking like THIS.
33.) What's your type?
Someone who's sarcastic and--- I know what you're thinking! Yes I guess that's one reason me and wuskle get on well enough, now move on!
34.) Camping or indoors?
Indoors, camping is just... ugh. Too many bugs 'n sounds and cold and bah. Wuskle's the camping hippie, go ask him about that stuff.
35.) Well, that's all. Thanks for your time. Who would you like to see answer these questions?
krim
lyute and anyone else who feels like it I guess. owo
Wuskle
~caninewriter
Fuck sake, wuzzle! Now we have to do a counter-interview! -Sigh- But not tonight...for I am tired.
Lupar Art
~akelathewhite
OP
Nah it's OK. There's balance now.
Wuskle
~caninewriter
Hmpf. Zeke had an easier time because he had wuskle's statements to respond to anyway.
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