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hey you guys watchmen (no real spoily spoilers)
16 years ago
saw Watchman. was pretty cool times.
blue dicks. Dan!butt. Adrian's gay porn folder. all the older super heros look fabulous. Amazing beginning scene and epic Rorschach. in fact most acting was epic.
RIPANDTEAR
all the characters were so tiny and wee seeming. I could have put Adrian in my pocket.
not enough Hollis, not enough city people, too much I AM NITE-OWL! I AM NOT A CHUBBY DUDE WHO IS GOOD AT MACHINE STUFF I AM A HARD TO THE CORE X-TREAM MOFO YEAH YEAH WATCH ME HUMP THIS LADY SLOOOOOOOOOOOOMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ALSO LAURIE IS HERE DAMN SHE IS LIKE CAT WOMAN WITH SLIGHT SUPER STRENGTH FOR SOME REASON LAWDY LAWDY LOOK AT THOSE TITS(even though I must admit that when he was dressed as normal!Dan he looked spot freaking on goddamn and also when he broke a dude's arm as normalyetviolent!Dan it was so manly I almost became pregnant)
this is the kind of music that they play on the crappy oldies station. not bad songs but jesus they could have been thrown in there a little neater if you REALLY wanted them in there. I should not be thinking "kill the waaaaabiiit" during important scenes.
missing explanations for one sentence explanation things. WHY YOU GOT A GIANT KITTY ADRIAN? GIANT KITTIES JUST DON'T GROW ON TREES.
I liked it okay. not as jazzed after as I thought it would be. I'll see it again I guess.
Oh and somebody better make extra hilarious porn by morning because dammit kids that is what I want to wake up to and don't make me step up to the plate you will all regret it.
blue dicks. Dan!butt. Adrian's gay porn folder. all the older super heros look fabulous. Amazing beginning scene and epic Rorschach. in fact most acting was epic.
RIPANDTEAR
all the characters were so tiny and wee seeming. I could have put Adrian in my pocket.
not enough Hollis, not enough city people, too much I AM NITE-OWL! I AM NOT A CHUBBY DUDE WHO IS GOOD AT MACHINE STUFF I AM A HARD TO THE CORE X-TREAM MOFO YEAH YEAH WATCH ME HUMP THIS LADY SLOOOOOOOOOOOOMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ALSO LAURIE IS HERE DAMN SHE IS LIKE CAT WOMAN WITH SLIGHT SUPER STRENGTH FOR SOME REASON LAWDY LAWDY LOOK AT THOSE TITS(even though I must admit that when he was dressed as normal!Dan he looked spot freaking on goddamn and also when he broke a dude's arm as normalyetviolent!Dan it was so manly I almost became pregnant)
this is the kind of music that they play on the crappy oldies station. not bad songs but jesus they could have been thrown in there a little neater if you REALLY wanted them in there. I should not be thinking "kill the waaaaabiiit" during important scenes.
missing explanations for one sentence explanation things. WHY YOU GOT A GIANT KITTY ADRIAN? GIANT KITTIES JUST DON'T GROW ON TREES.
I liked it okay. not as jazzed after as I thought it would be. I'll see it again I guess.
Oh and somebody better make extra hilarious porn by morning because dammit kids that is what I want to wake up to and don't make me step up to the plate you will all regret it.
IF THERE'S NO DICKS IN BUTTS BY TOMORROW... WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT MUST BE DONE.
also dammit now the internet knows my true name good going you dildo.
Yeah I was really confused as to what reason they could possibly have for NOT EXPLAINING KITTY. I was also kind of mad at less-than-chubby Nite Owl NOT MAKING FUN OF THE MANHATTAN TRANSFER
where for kitties come from? explain some of this if I hadn't read the comic and been looking for certain clues I would have no clue what was going on sometimes (Keene act? what Keene act?)
Laurie how did you get your costume you never went back to your house also you don't really seem to care that your dude is on mars did no one tell you?
Adrian if you had just made a free energy machine like you said in the first place instead of a death ray and thrown more money at world peace maybe we could have not exploded all those people wtf.
Dan you are not a fatty you are just regular guy shaped if you weren't so adorable I would be very disappointed.
EVERYBODY JUST USING LETHAL FORCE ALL THE TIME EVEN IN REGULAR FIGHTS IN STREET CLOTHES WITH NO REMORSE WTF.
Laurie's mom you were pretty adorable until all your old person scenes oh god the makeup and why do you look like a scary whore?
and that handshake wasn't awkward enough.
And ROFL on all your journal comments.
I thought the movie was epic, despite lots of little things. I think they generally did a good job with the time they had, SANS THE SUPERLONGFUCKSCENE, but I can't complain.
Was it just me, or did they try to soften Laurie's image for the movie a lot? XD
wut.
FFF I have a feeling that whole antarctic base climax scene was slashed. :X
at least the bernards hugged before they died
lots of background stuff you'll get if you read the book but if you didn't it'd just make you go whuh?
I had tears all prepared for dead awesome Hollis but nope nothing never seen again.
and I miss my background characters. the two Bernards were nice but you only saw them for a second, had no emotional attachment to them, and their deaths had no symbolic meaning because they got rid of Rorschach's whole 'graffiti silhouettes' speech.
Though it was okay to Michael Bay the rooftop rescue and extend the subsequent sex scene.
fffffffff
but i'm prepared to forgive a lot, because dr. manhattan's dick.
There were a lot of really tragic little things that I think were really essential to the whole feel of the watchmen world that they just left out of the movie in favor of big effects moments and sex.
And little things that just made the story so dreary in the book were altered and left out of the movie; felt like too much daytime in the movie too.
Oh, another bit; I miss the little coffee party inside Archie after they rescued the people from the building, that always made me laugh, but they had to use that time to knock over that watertower thing, make Laurie bust through the roof (lol the actress was totally fuckin' fumbling that shit and they STILL played it all slow-mo) and then there was ES'PLOSION OHNOES. Pew!
And, like, Rorschach getting framed made no sense in the movie. Also, my friend brought up a good point that at end when the Magazine vendor hugged that kid as they were dying it was just creepy because people that didn't read the book first would be left wondering why. LOL.
an impotent nerd with a nice booty.
This is the best line ever
Is by far the closest you'll get to runner-up for best reaction to this movie
you two should do lunch. It'll be cute.
Oh shit I might have to draw that.
and if douchebags try to call 'BANDWAGON' at you, punch them in the throat.