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11 years ago
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Okay, a big part of me says don't complain about macros. They're huge and will squish you.
But no more you tyrants of frivolous imagination.
Big is okay, neat even. But drowning whole cities with sperm, cities barely represented by a dot on paper? Yo! How the hell are you breathing? Your head is sticking out of the ionosphere. Even if you were the size of a large city you'd not only throw earth's gravity off with your stomping and end up in the sun but you would use up all the oxygen in minutes.
Your turn ons defy the basis of rationality! You're just a big baby motivated by want and destruction and- *giant shadow* Jesus fuck! Gtg.
But no more you tyrants of frivolous imagination.
Big is okay, neat even. But drowning whole cities with sperm, cities barely represented by a dot on paper? Yo! How the hell are you breathing? Your head is sticking out of the ionosphere. Even if you were the size of a large city you'd not only throw earth's gravity off with your stomping and end up in the sun but you would use up all the oxygen in minutes.
Your turn ons defy the basis of rationality! You're just a big baby motivated by want and destruction and- *giant shadow* Jesus fuck! Gtg.
Imagination~!
You couldn't possibly say that as otters can't talk. So it's all good.
I know that you secretly adore macros!
that only happens when hunting for road runners
:P Im kidding. I hope people realize this IS satire XD
"Dude, you'd like, end up in the sun."
"No way brah, I'd be pulled back down to Earth WAY before that happened."
Yeah, to each their own. But like, where the heck would they get enough drinkable water? Things would die of thirst especially if their first priority is to fap all over everything.
I like macros to an extent but micros much more so. Cute and get into all sorts of shenanigans xD
Its like comparing the matrix to matrix: Revolutions. One's a stretch, but the other is just... Just. Yea.