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Kiffa's Anthro New England meme
10 years ago
Where are you staying?
At home! I live close enough to this one to commute.
Means of transportation?
My car (I'm sorry, but please, don't ask me for rides-- I'm kind of intent on coming and going as I please).
How long are you going to stay?
I plan on being there on Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Considering coming in to hang out on Thursday night, but I don't really know if I feel like enough people I know will be around to warrant that.
Are you working/volunteering?
Nope! I staffed FurFright for seven years and it was amazing, but this will be my first non-working con since 2006, so I'm going to enjoy the lack of responsibilities. And Drama Armada are taking a rest from con performances for now.
What is your gender/sexuality?
Male, straight.
Relationship status?
Perpetually single.
How old are you?
Forty-thr-- uh, thirty-fo-- uh, twenty-nine. Yeahhh, that's the ticket.
Which languages do you speak?
Failure. And English.
Where will you be most of the time during the day?
Wandering around, looking for people I know well enough to feel comfortable talking to.
Who will you be with?
Whoever I run into.
Do you do free art?
If I did any art at all, I highly doubt that I could get anyone to pay for it.
Do you do trades?
Ooh, I've always wanted to say this-- "Interesting trades considered". No, I have no idea what that means either.
Do you do commissions?
I guess if someone wanted to commission Drama Armada to do a song, we might consider it.
What suit(s) will you have?
Not my bag, baby.
Are you cliquey?
I don't think so. If I appear to be, it's because I'm just more comfortable with people I know fairly well.
Can I talk to you?
Absolutely.
Can we hang out?
Most likely, if you're not a douchebag! :D
Can I dance with you?
Hey, if you think you can actually convince me to get out on a dance floor, more power to you.
Can I touch you?
In an appropriate manner, yes.
Can I hug you?
Probably, if it's not aggressive and from out of nowhere.
Can I snuggle with you?
That depends-- how well do you know me? The answer is: not well enough.
Can I take photos of you/with you?
I suppose, but since I don't do fursuits, you probably won't want to.
May I kidnap you to my room?
You can try.
Do you drink alcohol/smoke?
No/no.
Are you nice?
Yes. Until I'm not.
Attending any events?
Hopefully, opening ceremonies, improv games, Meet A Police Dog, Masquerade, closing ceremonies.
How can I find you at the con?
Go into any one of the hotel rest rooms, look into the mirror and recite my full name three times. When you hear the sound of faint crying, you'll know I'm near.
Are you buying art?
Probably not. I don't commission artists very often, due to a chronic lack of cash and an underdeveloped fursona.
What do I have to watch out for when I am meeting you?
Snakes.
What is the best way to contact you?
Dude, I don't even own a cell phone. I'm assuming this will be a relatively small con. As long as you don't spend the entire weekend in the video gaming room, I'm sure you'll run into me. :)
At home! I live close enough to this one to commute.
Means of transportation?
My car (I'm sorry, but please, don't ask me for rides-- I'm kind of intent on coming and going as I please).
How long are you going to stay?
I plan on being there on Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Considering coming in to hang out on Thursday night, but I don't really know if I feel like enough people I know will be around to warrant that.
Are you working/volunteering?
Nope! I staffed FurFright for seven years and it was amazing, but this will be my first non-working con since 2006, so I'm going to enjoy the lack of responsibilities. And Drama Armada are taking a rest from con performances for now.
What is your gender/sexuality?
Male, straight.
Relationship status?
Perpetually single.
How old are you?
Forty-thr-- uh, thirty-fo-- uh, twenty-nine. Yeahhh, that's the ticket.
Which languages do you speak?
Failure. And English.
Where will you be most of the time during the day?
Wandering around, looking for people I know well enough to feel comfortable talking to.
Who will you be with?
Whoever I run into.
Do you do free art?
If I did any art at all, I highly doubt that I could get anyone to pay for it.
Do you do trades?
Ooh, I've always wanted to say this-- "Interesting trades considered". No, I have no idea what that means either.
Do you do commissions?
I guess if someone wanted to commission Drama Armada to do a song, we might consider it.
What suit(s) will you have?
Not my bag, baby.
Are you cliquey?
I don't think so. If I appear to be, it's because I'm just more comfortable with people I know fairly well.
Can I talk to you?
Absolutely.
Can we hang out?
Most likely, if you're not a douchebag! :D
Can I dance with you?
Hey, if you think you can actually convince me to get out on a dance floor, more power to you.
Can I touch you?
In an appropriate manner, yes.
Can I hug you?
Probably, if it's not aggressive and from out of nowhere.
Can I snuggle with you?
That depends-- how well do you know me? The answer is: not well enough.
Can I take photos of you/with you?
I suppose, but since I don't do fursuits, you probably won't want to.
May I kidnap you to my room?
You can try.
Do you drink alcohol/smoke?
No/no.
Are you nice?
Yes. Until I'm not.
Attending any events?
Hopefully, opening ceremonies, improv games, Meet A Police Dog, Masquerade, closing ceremonies.
How can I find you at the con?
Go into any one of the hotel rest rooms, look into the mirror and recite my full name three times. When you hear the sound of faint crying, you'll know I'm near.
Are you buying art?
Probably not. I don't commission artists very often, due to a chronic lack of cash and an underdeveloped fursona.
What do I have to watch out for when I am meeting you?
Snakes.
What is the best way to contact you?
Dude, I don't even own a cell phone. I'm assuming this will be a relatively small con. As long as you don't spend the entire weekend in the video gaming room, I'm sure you'll run into me. :)
