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A funny I came up with
11 years ago
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Who will save me from low doorposts? "There will be a solar eclipse during the daytime so we're expecting a blackout because people will switch on too many lights."
"That's cool."
"No it's not! We're expecting chaos!"
"That's fine with me!"
"Why is it fine with you?"
"Cause I won't be seeing it?"
"How so?"
"Apparently we'll have a blackout..."
"That's cool."
"No it's not! We're expecting chaos!"
"That's fine with me!"
"Why is it fine with you?"
"Cause I won't be seeing it?"
"How so?"
"Apparently we'll have a blackout..."
Reminds me of Homer Simpson commenting on the new warning system at the Springfield power plant.
In regards to the "Level four run for the hills alert"
"That'll never happen."
"How can you be so sure?"
"Easy, if that happens, there won't be any power to run the sign."
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