god, you're so oooooooooooold

want some hard candy from m pocket?

you sure it'll be actual candy? cuz the last time i got something hard from someone's pocket it wasn't candy...

Nah. just jelly beans. I don't like hard candy.

i can handle that X3

there is cake inside

Elder-coon X3
Guess what?
In another year from tomorrow, you'll reach the quarter-century mark.
TA-DAAAAA!
here: have a gift until then, yo.
(I'll give y'all a hint
as to what's
in the box...
...
...
...
...
its full of
FRUIT
DANISHES 83)
I'm confident that you'll have a vehicle in another 40 years from now. Even if you have to go all GTA-psycho-coonie to get one before then... it'll come. All good things come to those who work hard enough at it. Life lesson for ya. ;)
So...
HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY AMIGO 83
Maxwell says, "HEY GODDAMMIT share some of those danishes, ya greedy ol' procyonid mofucka! <3"

Oh man I gotto get some of those!

Bon Appétit, fellow ring-tail! ;3

Lucky you! I'll be in my 70s :(

And we'll be able to scold teenagers at how horrible they dress and the terrible music they already listen to!

and condemn them with their weird sexual activities and fantasies

awwww
you are still young and sexy :3
I will be 70 then xD

I hope your friend get some help

*gives you donuts*

yummy ^^

I'll get you a walking frame in preparation for that day.

nah you better gets me a flying chair or I'll hit you with my cane!

Lol we could have wheelchair races

And by then you'll still be drawing giant dongs :3

I certainly hope so.

A very, very belated happy birthday. *Squeaks, pushes Cake your way* Hopefully things'll be better for you this coming year?

Oh shit your older than me D: